Elladan Posted January 23, 2005 Share Posted January 23, 2005 Which quote belongs to which statesman: A George Walker Bush (current president of the United States of America) or: B Palpatine (once-risen-then-died-again-then-cloned Emperor of the Galactic Empire) 1. "Your friends have failed!" 2. "As a matter of common sense and self-defense, [we] will act against such emerging threats before they are fully formed." 3. "If we have reason to believe someone is preparing an attack against the [Republic or U.S.], has developed that capability, harbors those aspirations, then I think the [Republic or U.S.] is justified in dealing with that, if necessary, by military force." 4. "The [Republic or Nation] is not what it once wasâ€â€Âthe Senate is full of greedy, squabbling delegates. There is no interest in the common good." 5. "That will be part of the resolution, authorization of use of force. If you want to keep the peace, you've got to have the authorization to use force." 6. "Now witness the firepower of this fully operational battle station." 7. "If you will not be turned, you will be destroyed." 8. "You will pay the price for your lack of vision." 9. "Delaying a vote in [Congress or Senate] would send a message that the [Republic or U.S.] may be unprepared to take a stand, just as we are asking the [international community or universe] to take a stand." 10. "My [country or planet] will continue to encourage all parties to step up to their responsibilities as we seek a just and comprehensive settlement to the conflict." 11. "I will not let this [Republic or Nation]... be split in two. My negotiations will not fail." 12. "We cannot stand by and do nothing while dangers gather. We must stand up for our security and for the permanent rights and the hopes of mankind." 13. "It is with great reluctance that I have agreed to this calling. I love democracy, I love the [Republic or United States of America]. The power you give me I will lay down when this crisis has abated." 14. "The [chancellor or president] is authorized to all means that he determines to be appropriate, including force." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
psheldrake1 Posted January 23, 2005 Share Posted January 23, 2005 I thought Bush was emperor. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elladan Posted January 23, 2005 Author Share Posted January 23, 2005 I thought Bush was emperor. Hate to disappoint you... :( Reality is often harsh. ;) Ell. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
elderbear Posted January 23, 2005 Share Posted January 23, 2005 I thought Bush was emperor. Hate to disappoint you... :( Reality is often harsh. ;) Ell. But you've got to admit, he tried hard enough for the last four years! B) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elladan Posted January 24, 2005 Author Share Posted January 24, 2005 That's true too. Like I said: Reality is often harsh. I would prefer Bush to be a real Emperor of the World. Man, what would I laugh... Down you go, Islam, Down you go, Buddha, etcetera... Ehm. Okay, so that's NOT good. Bush better stick to his own country... not try to rule the world. He can't do that to us. Not with Rice as "Secretary of Alien Affairs" ;) No Rice in First Contact, you see?? Ell. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Engineer101 Posted January 24, 2005 Share Posted January 24, 2005 there probably wont be a US citizen who would be elected as president of the world or at least emperor. probably someone from other countries perhaps from the poverty countries? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
psheldrake1 Posted January 24, 2005 Share Posted January 24, 2005 I thought Bush was emperor. Hate to disappoint you... :( Reality is often harsh. ;) Ell. But you've got to admit, he tried hard enough for the last four years! B) Have to admit. Bush is trying. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
psheldrake1 Posted January 24, 2005 Share Posted January 24, 2005 Everbody knows it's Emperor Arnold. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elladan Posted January 24, 2005 Author Share Posted January 24, 2005 Empûhû Ahnol.. (or something like it...) Ha. Ahnol ruling that hellhole California... ;) What good can come from that? Well, I'm glad it's him and not that pron king Flynt. To the deepest dungeon of HELL with him. Let him meet his brother. I for one would not let the chance to become Emp ot World slip away! I mean, come on... let's just unite these crappy earthlings. I would gladly adapt the Tarkin Doctrine to our current situation. In fact, I'm so obsessed with it that I've made an entire plan on how to come to power and stuff... Point is, it takes too long. I will never live to see the day I'll be crowned Emperor of the World (let's call that "Governor", sounds more peaceful in my ears... it's just as deceptive as the name Star Destroyer. If a destroyer is that size, what would a Battleship be?). Maybe... maybe I can inspire and indoctrinate my grandson just that little bit more. Hmm... yes.. yes! That's it! I'll just have Junior take over! I make the first steps, then when I'm elected Secretary-General of the UN, I'll fake my own assassination... then after 3 days Junior will present himself as ME. In one stroke we would have saved my plans, and we would have a very strong argument for instating a United Earth Army. ;) That's how it'll be done... Now you all just vote for me, and you'll get a place in the Senate. Commissions and stuff... or as Sub-Governors (Moffs, Grandmoffs) if you like that better. ;) We'll see... With the greatest respect, your "Coming Emperor" Elladan Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fds71 Posted January 24, 2005 Share Posted January 24, 2005 One of my friend told me that in hebrew, Bush means "confusion"...I found it quite funny... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zgamesforu Posted January 24, 2005 Share Posted January 24, 2005 I had a feeling that george boy had jewish blood, so much for his chistian upbringing. What a disgrace to be associated with bush. Sorry to all the jewish people out there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
elderbear Posted January 24, 2005 Share Posted January 24, 2005 Empûhû Ahnol.. (or something like it...) Ha. Ahnol ruling that hellhole California... ;) What good can come from that? Well, I'm glad it's him and not that pron king Flynt. To the deepest dungeon of HELL with him. Let him meet his brother. I for one would not let the chance to become Emp ot World slip away! I mean, come on... let's just unite these crappy earthlings. I would gladly adapt the Tarkin Doctrine to our current situation. In fact, I'm so obsessed with it that I've made an entire plan on how to come to power and stuff... Point is, it takes too long. I will never live to see the day I'll be crowned Emperor of the World (let's call that "Governor", sounds more peaceful in my ears... it's just as deceptive as the name Star Destroyer. If a destroyer is that size, what would a Battleship be?). Maybe... maybe I can inspire and indoctrinate my grandson just that little bit more. Hmm... yes.. yes! That's it! I'll just have Junior take over! I make the first steps, then when I'm elected Secretary-General of the UN, I'll fake my own assassination... then after 3 days Junior will present himself as ME. In one stroke we would have saved my plans, and we would have a very strong argument for instating a United Earth Army. ;) That's how it'll be done... Now you all just vote for me, and you'll get a place in the Senate. Commissions and stuff... or as Sub-Governors (Moffs, Grandmoffs) if you like that better. ;) We'll see... With the greatest respect, your "Coming Emperor" Elladan You got my vote, Imperator! Hail Elladan! Hail Elladn! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fds71 Posted January 24, 2005 Share Posted January 24, 2005 I had a feeling that george boy had jewish blood' date=' so much for his chistian upbringing. What a disgrace to be associated with bush. Sorry to all the jewish people out there.[/quote'] I don't think GW have any jewish blood (if such thing as jewish blood exists, which is doubtful... ;)), in fact his grand father was in business with the nazis until 7th december 41, it costs the man his political career later in the fifties. I was just pointed out a funny stuff Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elladan Posted January 24, 2005 Author Share Posted January 24, 2005 You got my vote' date=' Imperator! Hail Elladan! Hail Elladn! [/quote'] Cool! ;) Well, elder, what do you want to be? Senator, Governor? I can get you anything. That's because you're the first of many! But if you EVER write my name WRONG again, you'll be carbonitized in an instant after I force choke you! No, that's no way to deal with good people.. ;) But then again, it would keep you in line, wouldn't it? :p Well... make your choice! With the greatest respect, your "coming Emperor" Elladan Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fds71 Posted January 24, 2005 Share Posted January 24, 2005 You got my vote too Elladan...It couldn't hurt to have a scientist ruling...maybe you'll finally manage to get this warp engines on line... :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elladan Posted January 24, 2005 Author Share Posted January 24, 2005 You got my vote too Elladan...It couldn't hurt to have a scientist ruling...maybe you'll finally manage to get this warp engines on line... :D Yeah! That's two of even many more!!! Any position YOU've got your hopes on? Just name it... ;) your "coming Emperor" Elladan Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fds71 Posted January 24, 2005 Share Posted January 24, 2005 You got my vote too Elladan...It couldn't hurt to have a scientist ruling...maybe you'll finally manage to get this warp engines on line... :D Yeah! That's two of even many more!!! Any position YOU've got your hopes on? Just name it... ;) your "coming Emperor" Elladan Just as long as it involves naked young hooties, it will be fine with me... B) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elladan Posted January 25, 2005 Author Share Posted January 25, 2005 Just as long as it involves naked young hooties' date=' it will be fine with me... B)[/quote'] Hmmm... I do know some young ladies... but that was a long time ago.. well... could we discuss other terms? ;) If you insist, I can get your hands on a nice Orion slave girl... 6 feet 7, stronger than ARNIE... but if you're that kind of guy?? :) your "coming Emperor" Elladan ps. how young are you referring to? I do suppose you're no pedophilic perv... for any such conduct will be a capital crime in the new Empire! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bbbb Posted January 25, 2005 Share Posted January 25, 2005 This contrast of Bush and the Emperor is interesting. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elladan Posted January 25, 2005 Author Share Posted January 25, 2005 This contrast of Bush and the Emperor is interesting. There is no such thing as a contrast in these quotes... as far as I can see. What contrast do you see, bbbb? I'm curious. :) Elladan Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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