Number1 Posted July 8, 2005 Share Posted July 8, 2005 i am indeed in need of help. At that moment____ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gjnave Posted July 8, 2005 Author Share Posted July 8, 2005 Tuvok was transported off of Voyager and into a Hirogen holodeck war simulator. He was the hunted, and all he had to fight with was ______ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Number1 Posted July 8, 2005 Share Posted July 8, 2005 a samurai sword that ensign Kim had mysteriously given to him that morning saying "you never know when one of these will come in handy." Tuvok was ____ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maverick Posted July 8, 2005 Share Posted July 8, 2005 suddenly taken aback by the size of the hirogen warriors and how powerful they are. in an instant tuvok had gone from superior being in comparison to humans, to an individual who could not match the physical prowess demonstarted by the hirogen. tuvok began to feel misty and starry eyed. "l-l-love" he stammered. "never before have i seen such thighs" he said. it sounded like his voice was coming from a great distance carried on the wings of passion. a hirogen was charging towards tuvok now lust in his eyes. tuvok closed his eyes and held his breath for a second and said powerfully "take me". "take me where sir came the reply from the transporeter chief aboard voyager who had beamed tuvok backin the nick of time, but had dressed him as a __________ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maverick Posted July 8, 2005 Share Posted July 8, 2005 suddenly taken aback by the size of the hirogen warriors and how powerful they are. in an instant tuvok had gone from superior being in comparison to humans, to an individual who could not match the physical prowess demonstarted by the hirogen. tuvok began to feel misty and starry eyed. "l-l-love" he stammered. "never before have i seen such thighs" he said. it sounded like his voice was coming from a great distance carried on the wings of passion. a hirogen was charging towards tuvok now lust in his eyes. tuvok closed his eyes and held his breath for a second and said powerfully "take me". "take me where sir came the reply from the transporeter chief aboard voyager who had beamed tuvok backin the nick of time, but had dressed him as a __________ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
macnbc Posted July 8, 2005 Share Posted July 8, 2005 as an elf. "Take me to the North Pole", said Tuvok, as his outfit jingled. Apparently his personality had been altered too, because he then __________________ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GeneralLee Posted July 8, 2005 Share Posted July 8, 2005 had a very strong urge to play in some snow, and give away gifts. Captain Janeway heard of Tuvoks predicament, and had Tuvok escorted to sickbay. While there, the EMH scanned Tuvok entirely, then declared: "Why Mr Tuvok you have ____ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
quosego Posted July 8, 2005 Share Posted July 8, 2005 an strange problem; you're clinically death. After this dreadfull discovery the EMH decided to _________ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
macnbc Posted July 8, 2005 Share Posted July 8, 2005 run a diagnostic on himself, as Mr. Tuvok could not have been dead, since he was singing Christmas carols. What the diagnostic discovered was that ____________ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
macnbc Posted July 8, 2005 Share Posted July 8, 2005 ---Story Break--- Stat update! Number of characters killed: 10 Number of plots to take over Voyager: 5 Number of times the plot had all been a dream: 2 Number of times te plot had all been a holodeck fantasy: 2 Number of times Voyager has been destroyed: 2 Number of times Janeway has been transformed into another creature: 3 Number of times a BBQ has taken place on the ship: 2 Number of incidents of crossdressing: 4 Number of incidents of dancing: 6 Number of times pizza has been brought to Voyager: 2 Number of times the writers have gotten involved due to ratings: 4 ---Return to story--- Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GeneralLee Posted July 8, 2005 Share Posted July 8, 2005 the EMH was functioning well within parameters. So, the EMH looked closely at Tuvoks elfish clothing, and found nothing. Then the EMH looked even closer at the jingle-bells Tuvok appeared to be wearing, and discovered a micro-scopic holographic projector that the Hirogens had planted. "Eureka"! Yelled the Doctor. Tuvok, you are not wearing elfish attire, in reality, you are really back on _____ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TetsuoShima Posted July 8, 2005 Share Posted July 8, 2005 the moon, don't ask me how you got there? But maybe you, Tuvok, can tell me? If you knew how the entire crew would be very happy! Imagine that, instantaneous travel back to Earth! I don't know how, I don't know why and I don't care! I want to go back to the Northpole! NOW, dammit!!!! Easy now, replied the doctor, first I need to get these holograms of your holographic butt! I don't care about my holographic butt doctor, I urgently need to see ____ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
macnbc Posted July 8, 2005 Share Posted July 8, 2005 some use of quote marks and other identifying punctuation in TetsuoShima's posts! The crew was very confused. "Who?" said the Doctor. "________________________", responded Tuvok. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest c4evap Posted July 8, 2005 Share Posted July 8, 2005 "TetsuoShima", responded Tuvok. Or as he is known to movie goers throughout the galaxy..."Benifer". That's right boys and girls! TetsuoShima in reality is none other than Matt Damon's male lover, Ben Affleck! Ever since Matt had run away with Wesley Crusher he had been cruising one starship bar after another in hopes of finding Matt and Wesley so he could ____________________ c4 :p Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maverick Posted July 8, 2005 Share Posted July 8, 2005 have a threeway ....er..fight. beat em both up due to his jealous feelings. it was about then he realised he ahd been turned into a _____ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest c4evap Posted July 8, 2005 Share Posted July 8, 2005 strawberry alarmclock! Wesley must be on board, thought Benifer. Who else would have dosed me with LSD and ______________________ c4 :p Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GeneralLee Posted July 8, 2005 Share Posted July 8, 2005 strychnine at the same time!? Oh, what a cleaver one that Wesley is... Soon, a few readers, were wondering who was who, and who did what to who, if you try to follow the above last few posts, when suddenly the words "Never Fear, Smith is Here" rang out across the ships communication system. Most ignored it, and shrugged their shoulders. It must be a glitch. Suddenley, whoever it was who ate the styrchnine laced LSD said ____ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest c4evap Posted July 8, 2005 Share Posted July 8, 2005 "I've got a hitch in my gittyup" and began rounding up crewmen for a game of musical ____________________ c4 :p Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
macnbc Posted July 8, 2005 Share Posted July 8, 2005 phasers, in which they shot the phasers at different frequencies at random objects/people. The first person/object to be hit was ___________ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GeneralLee Posted July 8, 2005 Share Posted July 8, 2005 one of the ships onboard gameing computer consoles. This game console, went haywire due to the multi-phasic bursts, and decided to offer the ship a mass game of strip poker. It seemed most all the crew wanted in on this action, especially since it also involved old archived videos from the old MTV days of the late 20th and early 21st century, being broadcast right along side the monitors, on other monitors "Well, then", said an unkown crew member, since lately there has been no distinct lead-in to tell who is really talking or is involved, "what say you all we play the old favorite "Texas Hold-'m"?" Just then, Captain Janeway called to the crew from the bridge. She said ____ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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