GeneralLee Posted July 9, 2005 Share Posted July 9, 2005 the story line? It is we who have the pizzas, how could the Kazon have left pizzas here for us"? This made Janeway even more suspicious... and she turned to Tom Paris and said _________ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
quosego Posted July 9, 2005 Share Posted July 9, 2005 I'm going fishing for awhile you take command see you in about 2 weeks. After this announcement Tom took command and __________ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gjnave Posted July 9, 2005 Author Share Posted July 9, 2005 added "fins" to Voyager, making it look like a vintage 1964 _____ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moonstalker Posted July 9, 2005 Share Posted July 9, 2005 dirigible. "Tom, the flames down the side are a bit much," Tuvok said. Tom replied "When you're in command, you can __________ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest c4evap Posted July 10, 2005 Share Posted July 10, 2005 put "pointy ears" on it instead. "Stupid Vulcan" thought Tom. Leaving Harry in charge on the bridge, Tom headed for his quarters where he had hidden his secret stash of butterfingers and ______________ c4 :p Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
macnbc Posted July 10, 2005 Share Posted July 10, 2005 high quality scripts for Voyager, where the writers would never find them. He perused one of the scripts and decided that he would ________________ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest c4evap Posted July 10, 2005 Share Posted July 10, 2005 also keep all the high quality Enterprise scripts hidden as well. "No sense having a hit series if I'm not gonna be on it", he mummbled to himself. He was almost ready to impliment his master plan for ____________ c4 :p Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gjnave Posted July 10, 2005 Author Share Posted July 10, 2005 the total domination of the Delta Qudrant, placing himself as the supreme being... when Janeway came back from her brig. Tom, surrender command. "Crap" Tom thought to himself as he gave back command to Janeway. Maybe ____ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest c4evap Posted July 10, 2005 Share Posted July 10, 2005 I can steal the Delta Flyer and head over to the Delta Qudrant. I'll pick up Sisko (he's always got good herb) and that little scrawny, bumpy-headed, cheap-assed Ferengi idiot then head on over to ______________ c4 B) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
macnbc Posted July 10, 2005 Share Posted July 10, 2005 Risa to smoke the ganga with ________________ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gjnave Posted July 10, 2005 Author Share Posted July 10, 2005 the Janeway lizard from the Threshold episode. If i remember correctly I left her back there around page 3 of this thread. But to get to the Delta Flyer he had to first make it past ______ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maverick Posted July 10, 2005 Share Posted July 10, 2005 the checkout in the intergalactic supermarket. and he has three trolleys full of stufff. it a real man can solve problems like that. smoke me a kipper i'll be back for _________ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest c4evap Posted July 10, 2005 Share Posted July 10, 2005 the 5 boxes of PopTarts and the two quarts of Rye...too much to carry now. "Man", Tom thought, "I gots to pinch me a loaf bad!". He was squeezing his cheeks together so hard he thought his eyeballs might burst! Since he was far from the toilet (there was only one on board) he decided to drop by Tuvok's quarters (which were closer) and leave him a lil' sumptin-sumptin. As he jimmied the lock on Tuvok's door, still squeezing his over-pressurized-cheeks together, he heard a noise behind him. As Tom turned he ________________ c4 :p Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maverick Posted July 10, 2005 Share Posted July 10, 2005 lost control of his cheeks and ____ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
macnbc Posted July 10, 2005 Share Posted July 10, 2005 caused a hull breech, sucking _____________________ out into space. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gjnave Posted July 10, 2005 Author Share Posted July 10, 2005 the entire poop thread out into space. However, one wasn't sure which sucked worst... the poop thread or the empty vacuum of space. There was a tug of war between the two but finally space _______ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
macnbc Posted July 10, 2005 Share Posted July 10, 2005 won the battle, and began sucking people out into space, such as Tom. As Tom began to lose his grip on consciousness, his last thoughts were _____________________ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GeneralLee Posted July 10, 2005 Share Posted July 10, 2005 "good gawd, I wish there were more toilets on these Starships." And then, near the end of his life in space, he ripped a fart so intense, that it propeled him back on board Voyager, 2 seconds before the hull breach was sealed automaticly. Boy, he must have more lives then a cat.... a few thought to themselves... Anyhow, as Tom regained consciousness, his first thoughts, were: "Man, I need to find some toilet paper and fast, and then I have to get to the ______ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest c4evap Posted July 11, 2005 Share Posted July 11, 2005 engine room and pick up my stash. Hope Tuvok didn't find it again, he thought outloud. Gawd I hate that freakin' Vulcan sometimes. Tom was remembering the time Tuvok and he were _____________ c4 :p Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moonstalker Posted July 11, 2005 Share Posted July 11, 2005 high off some andorian mushrooms and Tuvok kept giving him a Vulcan nerve pinch thinking that he was a loaf of WonderBread. Awake...out cold. Awake...out cold. Finally, Tom ___________ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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