macnbc Posted July 11, 2005 Share Posted July 11, 2005 snapped back to the present and thought maybe he ought to head back to the Bridge. Once there, he found out ______________ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moonstalker Posted July 11, 2005 Share Posted July 11, 2005 that Janeway was missing again. "I call dibs on command!" Tom yelled. With that, Tuvok nerve pinched him. As Tom was passing out, he ________ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest c4evap Posted July 11, 2005 Share Posted July 11, 2005 jabbed Tuvok in the leg with a hypodermic syringe containing LSD (or LDS depending on which Vulcan you ask...but that's another story). After coming to...Tom found Tuvok ______________ c4 :p Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maverick Posted July 11, 2005 Share Posted July 11, 2005 quite literally away with the fairies. the evil fairies which had kidnapped janeway had returned. tuvok was trippin like a goodun and tryin to pull out all his teeth witha pair of pliers so he could make some latinum from te fairies. most of the bridge crew __________ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
macnbc Posted July 11, 2005 Share Posted July 11, 2005 tried to stop him, but Tom just laughed uncontrollably, which caused him to fail to notice the computer warning that _________________ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maverick Posted July 11, 2005 Share Posted July 11, 2005 stated "emergency, three tonnes of custard is being beamed directly to the bridge" the crew looked at each other in dismay. chakotay (who may or may not be dead) raced to the con and began to pani "oh my god, the engineering crew removed the custardy death button form every console on the bridge!" _________________ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GeneralLee Posted July 11, 2005 Share Posted July 11, 2005 But all was not lost.... for at that very moment, a Borg cube appeared dead ahead. Thinking quickly, Chakotay had the custard beamed from Voyager, directly into the cube. Suddenly, the Borg sent a message to the crew of Voyager "We are the Borg... Resistence is Funky and could be fruitfall... and thanks for the desert..." "WTF" ? said most of the Voyager crew? Well, it would seem that this Borg Cube, had recently assimilated a ship of homosexual space pirates, that were totally intoxicated on exotic beverages, psychedelics, and a substance very similar to marijuana. Yes, the Borg had the munchies, and the collective was slowly getting a buzz as well, along with other urges. Realizing this, the Voyager crew decided to _________ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
macnbc Posted July 11, 2005 Share Posted July 11, 2005 join them for a pot party. When they beamed over with the goods to the Cube though, they _______________________ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moonstalker Posted July 12, 2005 Share Posted July 12, 2005 found out that the Borg had assimulated some Jello and that the Borg cube was really a Jello cube. After all, there's always room for Jello. The Voyager crew started to eat the Jello and ___________ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maverick Posted July 12, 2005 Share Posted July 12, 2005 custard from each others _______ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest c4evap Posted July 12, 2005 Share Posted July 12, 2005 pants and drink the bong water. As the Borg and the Voyager crew got more and more wasted the Borg queen decided it was time for a dance contest. Since the Borg had assimilated Phil Specter and Jerry Garcia (among other entertainers from years gone by) they had access to some rip-rockin' tunes and __________ c4 :p Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maverick Posted July 12, 2005 Share Posted July 12, 2005 some grrreat costumes. the borg took the female roles and put on ___________ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vektram Posted July 12, 2005 Share Posted July 12, 2005 sumo suits and tutus. They then proceeded to challenge each other to fights which soon led to some nasty __________ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
macnbc Posted July 12, 2005 Share Posted July 12, 2005 chafing in their _________________ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vektram Posted July 12, 2005 Share Posted July 12, 2005 underarms, which they had neglected to cybernetically enhance. "We'll soon see about this" said the Borg Queen and promptly__________ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TetsuoShima Posted July 12, 2005 Share Posted July 12, 2005 decided it was time for some hot choco... But she was so wasted she spilled it all over ___ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maverick Posted July 12, 2005 Share Posted July 12, 2005 chakotays trousers. we should get you out of these _________ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
macnbc Posted July 12, 2005 Share Posted July 12, 2005 , Janeway said. Chakotay broke into a musical number about why he loves his pants at this point, forcing Tuvok to ________________ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moonstalker Posted July 12, 2005 Share Posted July 12, 2005 nerve pinch him. "I hate show tunes," Tuvok said. "Let's get those trousers off anyway," Janeway said. "Then we can _________ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest c4evap Posted July 12, 2005 Share Posted July 12, 2005 see about getting you that "tool enhancement" you've been wanting! Chakotay broke into a wide grin and began singing The Grateful Dead song _______________ c4 :p Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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