GeneralLee Posted July 13, 2005 Share Posted July 13, 2005 sex toys, bondage items, and smoking paraphernallia. Janeway, grabbed a huge double-dong and a very nice looking bong, and said "Why Mr. Paris what do you use these for?" Tom replied: _________ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest c4evap Posted July 13, 2005 Share Posted July 13, 2005 ahhhhhhhhhhh...well I use the one to fix my '57 Chevy Captain (as he tugged at his collar). That long rubbery thingy is a...yeah...a stick shift...used for ahhhhhhhhhhhhh _______________ c4 ;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
razorlock Posted July 13, 2005 Share Posted July 13, 2005 throwing... erm.. er...." Janeways eyes glinted. "I know what this is!" her basso alto purred with pleasure. "It's a huge bone!" Tom looked a little embarrased. "Hmm, erm, well.." "It's a pasttime, isn't it?" She asked. Tom was way ahead of her, and his face relaxed. "It's for picknicks, right?" Janeway continued. "To throw away, for the dog to chase?" She lit up with bourgois pleasure. "Let's just replicate a couple of dozen of them, go to the holodeck and have a nice relaxing picknick!" She ran onto the bridge. "Come on everybody! I feel like throwing bones and eating _________ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest c4evap Posted July 13, 2005 Share Posted July 13, 2005 NOTE: Nice save Razorlock :p - back to our story - some Jello! "We have some left over from our party with the Borg...don't we Tom", she asked. Tom was, however, distracted with his own "bone". Inhaling deeply, he passed it to Janeway and said..."Take a deep toke and hold it in as long as you can Captain". Janeway looked at the object between Tom's fingers and said "_________ c4 :p Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
macnbc Posted July 13, 2005 Share Posted July 13, 2005 I just thought about Neelix. Let's devour the bastard." And so they went to the holodeck with Neelix hogtied awaiting to be ________________ (edited to fit c4 instead of razor) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest c4evap Posted July 13, 2005 Share Posted July 13, 2005 eaten but they never made it there bacause they began to argue over who Macnbc's thread reply was to...Razorlock or c4. As they began to kick and slap each other Neelix freed himself and ______ c4 ;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GeneralLee Posted July 13, 2005 Share Posted July 13, 2005 headed to the holodeck with much of the rest of the crew. The holodeck simulation, was an old earth scene in Central Park, NY, from 1980. Many dogs were present. So, Janeway, tossed what she thought was a rubbery bone but was actually a rubbery double-dildo to one of the dogs present. When the dog did not respond, she realized, maybe they were not really bones afterall. Janeway then turned to the rest of the crew present, and said: _____________ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
razorlock Posted July 13, 2005 Share Posted July 13, 2005 Maybe we need throwing lessons! Everybody try your best! The doctor looked bemused but went with the spirit of things. He liked laughing at people occasionally, and this was just priceless. "MY god, look at Janeway ____________ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest c4evap Posted July 13, 2005 Share Posted July 13, 2005 "Wadda pisser she is!", giggled the Doctor. "Spread out, take readings and bring me back a Kanish with mustard and a diet Sprite!", Janeway suddenly commanded. Music had begun to fill the air. It was a Simon and Garfunkel concert! What luck! Janeway began to softly sing along..."and here's to you Mrs. Robinson, _________________ c4 :p Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
macnbc Posted July 13, 2005 Share Posted July 13, 2005 She's a slut. That's more than you should know. Woah-oh-oh.." "Captain, I do not believe those are the correct lyrics," said Tuvok. Janeway responded by ____________________ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest c4evap Posted July 13, 2005 Share Posted July 13, 2005 trying a neck pinch of her own...but a bit south of Tuvok's belly button (if you know what I mean). Doubling over, Tuvok ____________ c4 ;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
razorlock Posted July 13, 2005 Share Posted July 13, 2005 said "Most effective, I must submit this maneuver for further analysis by the high counsil. Oi, gewalt, that _________________!@#$ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest c4evap Posted July 13, 2005 Share Posted July 13, 2005 Oi, gewalt, that sassafrassarassa...oi...oi...oi...!@#$ The doctor also found this highly amusing and was about to comment as much when down from the sky came __________ c4 :p Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
macnbc Posted July 13, 2005 Share Posted July 13, 2005 a piece of the holodeck's ceiling structure. It was falling apart all around them! The Doctor cried out "___________________!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TetsuoShima Posted July 13, 2005 Share Posted July 13, 2005 Ieeeeeeeeeeek. Just when___ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
razorlock Posted July 13, 2005 Share Posted July 13, 2005 a piece of structural bracing sliced through the holodeck doors, causing a short circuit that both weld shut the door and fried out all tricorders. The holodeck adapted, the door vanished and the room spun around quickly, confusing even the doctors sense of orientation. "Let them find their way out of that one," the fiendish moriarti thought. They're ______________ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
macnbc Posted July 13, 2005 Share Posted July 13, 2005 in the wrong holodeck, or I'm in the wrong series. I don't know which." At which point he ____________________ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
razorlock Posted July 13, 2005 Share Posted July 13, 2005 spotted Q sitting in the captains chair. "Who are you, Sir?" "Oh, I'm of little consequence," Q managed to balk out in his three-dollar-bill way. "Aren't you overlooking something a tad more _______________ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest c4evap Posted July 13, 2005 Share Posted July 13, 2005 apparent?". I'm sitting here naked you idiot", he chuckled. ...and with that ______________ c4 B) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
razorlock Posted July 14, 2005 Share Posted July 14, 2005 he made a tremendous mistake. Q had encountered many facets of humanity, but never yet before - english irony. Moriarty raised one eyebrow and said _________ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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