quosego Posted July 31, 2005 Share Posted July 31, 2005 "I will not succumb to your empty threats" This made seven so angry she pushed janeway out of an airlock. Janeway immediatly turned into an big hump of ice.. (it's rather cold in space). Soon Seven controlled the ship and started flying to __________ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moonstalker Posted July 31, 2005 Share Posted July 31, 2005 the nearest inhabited planet. She hoped that there was lots of chocolate there. But she failed to notice a small lump of ice clinging to the warp nacelle. This block of ice ________ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
quosego Posted July 31, 2005 Share Posted July 31, 2005 was of course the strong Janeway who had defeated the laws of physics and clinged to the warp nacelles. "Soon i'll be defrosted thnx to the exhaust manufaults of the warp nacelles", said Janeway. But Seven ___________ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
macnbc Posted August 1, 2005 Share Posted August 1, 2005 blew her into tiny particles with a phaser blast. Seven then set a course for _________ ---Brief story break:--- Characters disposed of: Janeway Chakotay Tuvok ---Continue story--- Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest c4evap Posted August 3, 2005 Share Posted August 3, 2005 the begining of this thread hoping to return things in the Niteshdw forum to normal and ____________ c4 ;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moonstalker Posted August 4, 2005 Share Posted August 4, 2005 get rid of this insane craving for chocolate. Voyager set a course for the nearest star and used its gravity to fling the ship towards the beginning _______ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
macnbc Posted August 4, 2005 Share Posted August 4, 2005 of the thread, however it threw it forward in time far past the ending of it on page 192, where they were surprised to discover that __________ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
quosego Posted August 4, 2005 Share Posted August 4, 2005 thnx to all posters only one crewman survived all disaster and decided to change the time, "screw the temporal directive" he/she said and ______________ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
frodoxxx Posted August 4, 2005 Share Posted August 4, 2005 ring a ding ding doodle. Kes looked at Neelix with a smile and said " Thats not a ring a din g ding doodle, thats a ......." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest c4evap Posted August 5, 2005 Share Posted August 5, 2005 my pishy and I think I've got space-crabs. To which Neelix replied "___________________ c4 :p Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
S0V13T Posted August 5, 2005 Share Posted August 5, 2005 With a thunderous open handed pimp-slap that caught Kes off guard, and delievered her on the floor. "a ding a ring bing, ring a dumb thing...." he managed to slur out mockingly before dropping the NEARLY empty bottle of Jim Beam on the ground, then passed out on the table. This wasn;t the first time that Neelix had way too much to drink and started trouble. "Paris to Kes" came through Kesses COMM Badge "Can I interest you in some Dinner?" kes smiled, and knew that things were about to get better. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest c4evap Posted August 6, 2005 Share Posted August 6, 2005 Paris had recently had a penis enlargement proceedure performed on himself and was feeling rather randy. He had just picked up a few tubes of Andorian Squishy Gel, two Hermosian Testicle Clingers and a sixer of Boris Ale and felt like getting laid in Zero G. "Hey Kes", intoned Paris. "Meet me in my quarters in 10 and bring your __________________" c4 ;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
frodoxxx Posted August 6, 2005 Share Posted August 6, 2005 Spurs! This is one cowboy that need to be rode hard. Kes thought for a moment then drew her phaser and reduced Paris to a smear on the deck. Smiling she said......... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest c4evap Posted August 6, 2005 Share Posted August 6, 2005 this is your brain (as she held up his enlarged penis she had phasered off)...and this is your brain on drugs (as she pointed to the smear on the deck). At that, she spun on her heel and headed towards _________________ c4 ;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
frodoxxx Posted August 6, 2005 Share Posted August 6, 2005 the galley. Hmmmm i wonder if this thing will taste any better if i put some mustard on it. At that instant for some strange reason men all over the quadrent crossed their legs and whimpered........... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest c4evap Posted August 7, 2005 Share Posted August 7, 2005 because (insert sinister music here)...every man in every corner of the known universe(s) has been kicked in the short and curlies at one time or another...AND, because the "Giant Penises" were back and were directly communicating with every penis everywhere instructing them to ________________ c4 :p ~heehee Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smartpoints Posted August 9, 2005 Share Posted August 9, 2005 do nothing at all. After a while the voyager crew realized that the general posters were suprised at the way this post is leaning in a un-family friendly direction. So In response, janeway decided to lock everyone up in the brig. Then Seven Realized that there was a secret trap door (that she installed) leading to ______ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest c4evap Posted August 10, 2005 Share Posted August 10, 2005 do nothing at all. After a while the voyager crew realized that the general posters were suprised at the way this post is leaning in a un-family friendly direction. So In response' date=' janeway decided to lock everyone up in the brig. Then Seven Realized that there was a secret trap door (that she installed) leading to ______[/quote'] Read back a ways. This thread has been going in that direction for quite some time. It's nothing new. In fact...all the ST "fill in the blank" threads have been going in that direction for a while. If you are offended...gee, I don't know what to say...ah...sorry? You can always PM the moderator or ask the person who originated the thread to lock it. I don't think it's anyone's intention here to offend anyone. It's all in fun. c4 :thinking: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
str82u Posted August 11, 2005 Share Posted August 11, 2005 So, what happens next, I read up to the point in the Galley, sausage is for dinner and then_____________. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest c4evap Posted August 15, 2005 Share Posted August 15, 2005 we are all gonna trash this thread again because "Recruit Smartpoints" is a sour puss. Just then who should walk in...you guessed it..."Recruit Smartpoints"! And just as quickly was snatched up and jettisoned right out an air lock into the deep icy space! Suddenley ______________ c4 ~ HA :p Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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