macrovirus Posted July 4, 2005 Share Posted July 4, 2005 sacrificing him in a sacrificial sacrifice, which involved dressing him in the catsuit, and sticking the suck tape around his mouth to prevent the screaming that he made while his innards were being poked out by the toothpicks. But the Prophets were very displeased with the sacrfice, and punished Voyager and its crew by ___ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TetsuoShima Posted July 4, 2005 Share Posted July 4, 2005 trapping them in a timeloop. Since they were quite a bit less intelligent than the crew of the Enterprise-D, they still hadn't found out that they were stuck after 5489 consecutive loops. That's when Harry noticed something odd,____ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
macnbc Posted July 4, 2005 Share Posted July 4, 2005 that he had been miraculously brought back to life after being eaten several pages ago. Upon noticing this mysterious resurrection, Tuvok remarked ____________ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
quosego Posted July 4, 2005 Share Posted July 4, 2005 why is 4/10 of the ship destroyed, and what is that kazon ship doing here, and why are all those tribbles from the future here, and why is the center of the galaxy collapsing. This is illogical he remarked this must be an ____________ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
macnbc Posted July 4, 2005 Share Posted July 4, 2005 fill-in-the-blank story that some pranksters are playing on them. Astonished at his keen insight, the loyal posters of Niteshdw's Sci-fi forum remarked _________ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GeneralLee Posted July 4, 2005 Share Posted July 4, 2005 "we think most of you are complete idiots, who cannot follow a story, no matter how contrived it might be, from scenerios that were settled many posts and pages ago. Some even days ago". Exclaimed several users and lurkers of the forum via PM's and even in the IRC channel. Wow, what a touchy subject some thought, as others thought to themselves.... "who cares?" Fugg 'em.... Meanwhile, the prophets, which were from another series entirely, and not Voyager, were soon beamed into the dark reaches of space, to hopefully reunite with Sisko, near DS9. But again, that's another story... rumour has it they made it back safely. And, the ship, the Voyager, which was rebuilt again after once being only 4/10'ths of a ship, continued to remain whole, at this time. So, to take matters in hand, Tuvok and Seven, confered with the Doctor and they decided to _____ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
macnbc Posted July 4, 2005 Share Posted July 4, 2005 --Not part of the story-- Just thought now that we're on the 12th page I'd give a stats update on this thread: Number of characters killed: 6 Number of plots to take over Voyager: 4 Number of times the plot had all been a dream: 2 Number of times te plot had all been a holodeck fantasy: 1 Number of times Voyager has been destroyed: 2 Number of times Janeway has been transformed into another creature: 3 Number of times a BBQ has taken place on the ship: 2 Number of incidents of crossdressing: 2 Number of incidents of dancing: 5 Number of times pizza has been brought to Voyager: 2 ---Return to story--- Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TetsuoShima Posted July 4, 2005 Share Posted July 4, 2005 So' date=' to make matters in hand, Tuvok and Seven, confered with the Doctor and they decided to _____[/quote'] Stop all this useless tumbling around and set a course for the gamma quadrant. The stable wormhole over there just happened to be closer than Earth, this new course would take 40 years of their journey. Janeway on the other hand disagreed and said ____ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GeneralLee Posted July 4, 2005 Share Posted July 4, 2005 "Oh to hell with it. I could not really care less anymore if we even make it back to the Alpha Quadrant." In an evil voice, and with piecering demonioc eyes and evil grin, she looked at the crew and said "maybe we should just stay right here where we are at, and wait for my imaginary self from the future to show up and save us! Hahahahaha", she cackled excessively.... she laughed so hard, her jaws hurt for days, and she even cracked a rib. It was about that time that Tuvok, with Naomi at his side, walked up to Janeway and slapped her across the cheek, and just before he was going to apply the Vulcan death grip to her, he said "Captain, snap out of it! I warned you about eating those magic mushrooms, but you didn't listen!" So, Tuvak had no choice but to _____ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
quosego Posted July 4, 2005 Share Posted July 4, 2005 To take control of the ship, allthough everybody thought it was kinda strange that an vulcan with brest implants had command over an starship everybody agreed. But suddenly four ________ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
macnbc Posted July 4, 2005 Share Posted July 4, 2005 dozen elephants suddenly appeared and began rampaging through the decks. The source of them was suspected to be _____________ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gjnave Posted July 4, 2005 Author Share Posted July 4, 2005 the holodeck! They realized that the holodeck gimmick had only been played once (according to the stats) and so felt secure knowing that it had most likely been played again. Relieved, Tuvok stated "Computer.. freeze holodeck program".. which it did but unfortunately along with the elephants disappeared _____ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
macnbc Posted July 4, 2005 Share Posted July 4, 2005 Seven of Nine, apparently she really was a fanboy fantasy after all. Dismayed to discover this, the Doctor said _________ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GeneralLee Posted July 4, 2005 Share Posted July 4, 2005 before I do anything, I'm going to sing an Opera. Well, after the Doctor bored the crew with his lousy singing, he said to himself "by golly gosh, we need to find that wormhole spoken of briefly earlier, in a few posts above this one. Perhaps, just perhaps, if we could find it, we could recover Seven, and get Voyager home sooner". Right then, Harry appeared and _____ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gjnave Posted July 4, 2005 Author Share Posted July 4, 2005 wondered "How did i just appear here?". Seeing the doctor deep in thought he walked over to him (noticing all the sleeping crew) and ____ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TetsuoShima Posted July 4, 2005 Share Posted July 4, 2005 shouted: what did you do to them. Is your program malfuctioning? Did someone turn you into an evil doctor again? What happened here? Doctor, talk to me! The doctor, standing there didn't know where to begin. He stuttered a bit and then said:____ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest c4evap Posted July 5, 2005 Share Posted July 5, 2005 "I have a confession to make - I am really the evil alt-universe Commander GeneralLee come to wreck havoc and spread mistrust!" Just then Miss Trust stepped out of the turbo lift and said _______ c4 :p Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TetsuoShima Posted July 5, 2005 Share Posted July 5, 2005 I will have none of it. You will not spread me GeneralLee, don't you know I truely only belong to you! I refuse to be spread anywhere else. I wouldn't mind spreading for you though. The Commander (GeneralLee) thought about it for a moment and then recited:____ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest c4evap Posted July 5, 2005 Share Posted July 5, 2005 mary had a widdle lamb, it's feet were white as snow and everywhere that Mary went ______________ c4 ;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gjnave Posted July 5, 2005 Author Share Posted July 5, 2005 he then passed out before finishing the rhyme (which was his constitutional right to do so). Miss Trust was dissapointed, but ______ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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