Guest c4evap Posted July 8, 2005 Share Posted July 8, 2005 that he'd rather be over in the Voyager thread. Just then _______ c4 :p Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TetsuoShima Posted July 8, 2005 Share Posted July 8, 2005 Worf got offended by the remark and he leaped in Data's general direction with only one thing on his mind:____ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest c4evap Posted July 8, 2005 Share Posted July 8, 2005 sex and ballroom dancing. Worf cringed and mentally slapped himself for thinking of "two" things instead of the one the poster had intended. "I need you Data in more than one way", Worf whispered in the android's ear (or what passed for one anyway). Meet me in the holodeck in 30 minutes for some fudge packin' and ______________ c4 :p Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
macnbc Posted July 8, 2005 Author Share Posted July 8, 2005 ice cream. Yummy chocolate chip cookie dough ice cream. Riker was furious! That was his favorite flavor! He yelled to Worf _______________ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest c4evap Posted July 8, 2005 Share Posted July 8, 2005 "First it was Captain Maverick and now Data...You bitch!" Suddenly, Niteshdw appeared from nowhere and announced "this thread is ________" c4 ;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
primehellix Posted July 8, 2005 Share Posted July 8, 2005 CLOSED NOW!!! How can you be so... non-behaving yourself!!!", he shouted, and Worf looked at him with his most innocent look, "OK, you can come with us on the holodeck, if you insist upon that so much..." "No way!", shouted now Riker, angry more than ever, "Isn't Data enough to you?!?!?!" Worf_______ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GeneralLee Posted July 8, 2005 Share Posted July 8, 2005 looked around confused, as what was being said did not make a great deal of sense. But, Nite, unlocked this thread, since he found it invigorting. "It brings new life to my loins", commented Nite, "and to the forums, especially since it seems all in good fun...., and well with the new baby girl, job, the site and all, I don't have much fun anymore". Then Nite went back into oblivion again with his wife and new baby girl, and was never seen in this thread again... or will he....??? Meanwhile, in 10-forward ___________ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
primehellix Posted July 8, 2005 Share Posted July 8, 2005 Picard was trying to stop Troi from dancing with Richard Simmons, who was constantly stepping her feet, but keep holding her tight so that she could not escape him. "Captain", she screamed loudly, "you have to do something! I cannot______" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TetsuoShima Posted July 8, 2005 Share Posted July 8, 2005 stand this guy any longer!" "Okay",said Picard, "since I am the captain of this vessel I can do whatever I want over here, right?" With that he took a Klingon disruptor from under his blouse, aimed it at Troi and fired! After that he had 1469 bottles of Romulan ale. "Boy, do I feel drunk" Were Picards last words before falling onto the ground and into coma! O, oh,___ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moonstalker Posted July 8, 2005 Share Posted July 8, 2005 what have you done?" Troi said. "I..I thought that I disrupted you!" Picard stammered. "That was my mother you idiot! She had some plastic rejuvenation to look younger! Now, I'll have to _____________ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gjnave Posted July 8, 2005 Share Posted July 8, 2005 drink 1469 bottles of Romulan Ale as well (an old Betazoid custom ). So... starting with the first bottle ____ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
macnbc Posted July 9, 2005 Author Share Posted July 9, 2005 I shall begin singing. "1469 bottles of romulan ale on the wall, 1469 bottles of ale, you take one down, pass it around, 1468 bottles of ale on the wall. 1468 bottles of romulan ale on the wall, 1468 bottles of ale, you take one down, pass it around, 1467 bottles of ale on the wall. 1467 bottles of romulan ale on the wall, 1467 bottles of ale, you take one down, pass it around, 1466 bottles of ale on the wall..." By the time Troi got to 998 bottles of ale on the wall ________________________ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gjnave Posted July 9, 2005 Share Posted July 9, 2005 Picard had reawakened and initiated the self-destruct sequence. Alarms went off across the ship. Troi continued to sing "998 bottles of ale on the wall..." Finally someone stuffed a ________ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moonstalker Posted July 9, 2005 Share Posted July 9, 2005 Target tie into her mouth. She continued to sing but the noise was tolerable. Picard decided to pause the self destruct sequence. But Richard Simmons started to dancercise to the Betazed song. Picard started the countdown again and ________ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gjnave Posted July 9, 2005 Share Posted July 9, 2005 everyone was blown to a million bits. However, the explosion caused a rip and feedback loop in the time space continuum. The Enterprise was alive again! However because of the loop they continued to watch Simmons sweat to the oldies over and over again. ________ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
macnbc Posted July 9, 2005 Author Share Posted July 9, 2005 and again and again and again and again and _______________ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gjnave Posted July 9, 2005 Share Posted July 9, 2005 well... you get the idea. After a literal eternity (time has no meaning in a feedback loop) someone finally figured out they were caught in a loop. "Captain, when i see this man dance I feel nauseous all over again... as if i have been nauseous a million times before". "Gad! You are right! Number One! _____ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maverick Posted July 9, 2005 Share Posted July 9, 2005 der der der der, der derder der DER DER DER der der der derrrr to be continued.............. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maverick Posted July 9, 2005 Share Posted July 9, 2005 last time on star trek the next generation.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
primehellix Posted July 9, 2005 Share Posted July 9, 2005 well... you get the idea. After a literal eternity (time has no meaning in a feedback loop) someone finally figured out they were caught in a loop. "Captain' date=' when i see this man dance I feel nauseous all over again... as if i have been nauseous a million times before". "Gad! You are right! Number One! _____[/quote'] Where is Data? We need him to come up with a plan to save us all, I have nothing here on my pages!" "I think he's still on the holodeck with mr.Worf, sir", said Riker with anger, "They're eating chocolate icecream!" "Chocolate ice... Why, the hell, wasn't I aware of that???", shouted Picard,"Do I not deserve an icecream too?!?!? I don't care, you go and bring him here to fix the script, cause I don't have the nerves to argue with the script writer anymore! And as for mr.Worf, he's confined to the Brig! Nobody can eat icecream with Data without my permission!" Riker was pleased with that decision, so he hurried to_______ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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