Guest c4evap Posted July 11, 2005 Share Posted July 11, 2005 go on that TV show (The Weakest Link) again and make up for being such an ass last time! Maybe that'll straighten out this messy timeline! And just what are you doing here in Ten Forward anyway, Guinan (aka "Whoopie"), demanded to know. What are you...like 12? Wesley began to sob quietly as he pulled out a _____________ c4 B) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moonstalker Posted July 11, 2005 Share Posted July 11, 2005 compromising picture of himself and a Gorn. "They blackmailed me into losing on the Weakest Link," he cried. "You idiot! That's a photoshop picture. You were never with a Gorn," Guinan said. "But, I ____________ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
macnbc Posted July 11, 2005 Author Share Posted July 11, 2005 dated one for several years. Once you get past the scales they're actually kinda cute." Guinan cocked her head and said "That's.... __________________ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moonstalker Posted July 11, 2005 Share Posted July 11, 2005 just wrong boy. What makes you think that you'd ever get past first base?" Guinan asked. "Here, have a __________ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest c4evap Posted July 11, 2005 Share Posted July 11, 2005 tissue and wipe your tears you little sissyboy! What would your mother think Wesley? Well, speak of the devil...who should walk in just then but Dr. Crusher! Seeing her "little man" (AKA sissyboy) crying she reached into her med kit and ________________ c4 :p Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maverick Posted July 11, 2005 Share Posted July 11, 2005 pulled out a phaser. "stop crying and being generally annoying or i will shoot myself. got it pansy boy?" wes looked at his mother clearly upset and __________ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
macnbc Posted July 11, 2005 Author Share Posted July 11, 2005 began bawling like a little baby. Beverly raised the phaser to her head and ______________ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
quosego Posted July 11, 2005 Share Posted July 11, 2005 shot herself. She _____________ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maverick Posted July 11, 2005 Share Posted July 11, 2005 instantly grew a new head and explained that she wasnt wearing a red shirt so was ok. wes cried with joy until she took a red shirt from her handbag and proceed to remove all garments from her upper body ___________ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
quosego Posted July 11, 2005 Share Posted July 11, 2005 and shot herself again _______ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maverick Posted July 11, 2005 Share Posted July 11, 2005 wesley began to run over to his disintegrating mom but stopped halfway and said "awww dang it, she werent my mom anyway" "she just an actress and not really that hot anyway" "whats the next scene....anyone?" said wesley brightly _____________ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GeneralLee Posted July 11, 2005 Share Posted July 11, 2005 like a light bulb. Matter of fact, since his mother, Dr. Crusher was now dead, as was his own father, he decided to change his name from "Wesley Crusher" to "Wesley Brightly." Right then, Guinan (aka "Whoopie"") shouted "Wesley, get over it, and pull yourself together, and pay attention to me and what I am going to say. Like I said a while ago, the timeline is not right... nothing here seems right, right now. If you were to tell me to turn left, I'd probably turn right, right? YOU MUST contact that Traveler guy, and ____________" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
macnbc Posted July 11, 2005 Author Share Posted July 11, 2005 get us some travel insurance! I don't want to risk any sort of interruption! Maybe some Traveler's Checks too." Wesley then immediately ______________________ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moonstalker Posted July 12, 2005 Share Posted July 12, 2005 began clucking like a chicken and flapping his arms. "What the .. " Guinan said. "Well, he only shows when I do something stupid," Wesley explained. "Well, why isn't he here all the time then?" Guinan replied. "You've got _______ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maverick Posted July 12, 2005 Share Posted July 12, 2005 "big momma here to keep you company til he gets here" said guinan suggestively. she placed her hand gently on wes's shoulder, touched herself provocatively and rolled her tongue round her mouth. wes was overcome with joy(?) and asked "is your name whopie for a reason?" guinan answered in the affirmative and lead wesley by the hand to ___________ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest c4evap Posted July 12, 2005 Share Posted July 12, 2005 the only bathroom on the ship. Once there she administered Weasly a "chocolate malt high colonic". How's that baby?", cooed Guinan (aka "Whoopie"). As Weasly's eyes turned up into his head he mumbled _________________ c4 :p Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maverick Posted July 12, 2005 Share Posted July 12, 2005 mmmmmmm, chocolate and began to moan sensuously. then, slowly, guinan__________ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest c4evap Posted July 12, 2005 Share Posted July 12, 2005 gave him the "spatula treatment" for good measure. BOOM, BOOM, BOOM! Someone was pounding on the bathroom door! It was Riker."Let me in", he yelled. "I gotta go real bad or I'm gonna ______________ c4 :p Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maverick Posted July 12, 2005 Share Posted July 12, 2005 blast down this door. he used his command override to open the door and saw wes assuming the poition and whoopie _______ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
macnbc Posted July 12, 2005 Author Share Posted July 12, 2005 holding an armful of tribbles. Riker gasped and yelled ________________ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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