razorlock Posted July 13, 2005 Share Posted July 13, 2005 streaked away, with the new cool streaking plasma rewrite Data had worked out! "Boy with effects like this, I wish there was still money around," mused Picard, "We'd be millionairs. Data's on to something here. I'm going to practice some new moves. I know just the one to start out with." "Hey, Data," Picard said, "What do you think of this?" And he ________ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vektram Posted July 13, 2005 Share Posted July 13, 2005 jumped into the air, span around, ripped of his shirt and roundhouse kicked a nameless Ensign in the head. "Impressive sir, but I suggest you brush up on your_______" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
macnbc Posted July 13, 2005 Author Share Posted July 13, 2005 landing a bit." "Quite right, Mr. Data," Picard remarked, while tugging on his tunic, "Inform me when we reach the planet, I'm going to go ____________________" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vektram Posted July 13, 2005 Share Posted July 13, 2005 try backflipping over fences in the holodeck.However, on the way down to the holodeck Picard got possessed by an evil alien entity which made him _______ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
macnbc Posted July 13, 2005 Author Share Posted July 13, 2005 tug on his tunic 5 times in a row, then released him. Apparently that's how it got its kicks. Once Picard reached the holodeck, __________________________- Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest c4evap Posted July 13, 2005 Share Posted July 13, 2005 he commanded the computer to load the "Arcturus VII" program so he could practice his approach to the planet. Upon entering the holodeck Picard realized the computer had loaded the wrong program (he knew this because a mess of green midgets had wrestled him to the ground and were squirting toothpaste into every orifice in his body as they yelled Data!, Data!, Data!). "Freakin' android", thought Picard, "I've simply got to speak to him about his choice of holodeck programs". Ozing toothpaste, Picard squishily arose, tugged on his tunic (and his BVDs) and exited the holodeck to find __________________ c4 :p Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
macnbc Posted July 13, 2005 Author Share Posted July 13, 2005 ---Story break--- Stat update for the story: Number of times: The plot has been a holodeck fantasy: 3 (all on one page) The Borg have appeared: 3 Picard has straightened his tunic: 22 The plot has all been a dream: 3 Tribbles have been abused and/or consumed: 5 Someone has thrown up: 5 Picard's porno pictures have been brought up: 8 Troi has removed clothing: 4 Someone has danced: 5 Q has appeared: 4 Riker has struck a dramatic pose: 1 c4evap has attempted to merge the story with a different fill in the blank thread: 3 Dr. Crusher has shot herself: 2 Temporal loops the Enterprise-D went through: 40,058,730,123,428 (I'm not making it up, its all on page 15) ---Return to story--- Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest c4evap Posted July 13, 2005 Share Posted July 13, 2005 ---Story break--- Stat update for the story: Number of times: c4evap has attempted to merge the story with a different fill in the blank thread: 3 ---Return to story--- Wowsers...I made the list...cool! c4 :p Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maverick Posted July 13, 2005 Share Posted July 13, 2005 i wanna make the list too Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maverick Posted July 13, 2005 Share Posted July 13, 2005 troi outside the holodeck takingoff all her clothes, so he straightened his tunic. he woke up realising it was all a dream but woke up where he dreamed he had been and troi was still takin off her clothes. he stood up and straightened his tunic. he realised all to late that he had a handful of porno pics and quickly tried to hide them. "dont hide them" chided troi. "let me see". "oh you like to do that do you?" she said, a girlish smile appearing across her face. "we can do that too if you like" and handed picard a tribble. "its all lubed up.........." she said just then picard began to panic and tried to leave. "you cant just leave like that" scolded troi "make it a dance routine" she said right then 5 borg materialised on their knees and doing 'jazz hands' "5,6,7,8" they said and burst into song. picard led the informal troupe through a vigorous routine to a finale where Q appeared and added visual pyro effects for good measure. the remaining bridge crew arrived and asked for an explaination. the borg disappeared and Q turned into riker for one last dramatic pose before disappearing. "you see" began picard, beverly came to me in a dream and shot herself but before her head completely melted she requested that i do a song and dance routine in her memory" everyone threw up. "nice idea" they said afer chundering had ceased. right then c4 appeared and said "havent you guys seen sisko yet?" "security alert" yelled a stoic ensign "hellloooooooo" purred riker c4 was lookin shocked and said "there may be a temporal disturbance __________ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
quosego Posted July 13, 2005 Share Posted July 13, 2005 in the space time continuum". "This can't be right we need to fix this" said c4. Soon Data came up with an brilliant plan to Fix the space-time continuum. This involved an 21st century battery and an ____________ Btw I semily made it to the statistics... I killed dr crusher twice. woohooo :cyclops: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maverick Posted July 13, 2005 Share Posted July 13, 2005 elephant. _________ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
quosego Posted July 13, 2005 Share Posted July 13, 2005 Which if you combine them turn into an space time continuum fixer. "How should we combine them?" asked Data. ____________________ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maverick Posted July 13, 2005 Share Posted July 13, 2005 well you take this battery and ___________ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
quosego Posted July 13, 2005 Share Posted July 13, 2005 shuff it up his _____________ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
macnbc Posted July 13, 2005 Author Share Posted July 13, 2005 kitchen plumbing. The question, is, where is his kitchen? "Captain, I think you misread the instructions," said Data. "I think you meant that you have to _______________." ---Story Break--- Stat update *amendment* The highest number of the listed stat items invoked in a single post: 21 (by Maverick) There, he made the list. ;) ---Return to story--- Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
razorlock Posted July 13, 2005 Share Posted July 13, 2005 stuff the elephant into the battery." Data, rolled his eyes. _____________!!!!!!!!!!!! He muttered. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest c4evap Posted July 13, 2005 Share Posted July 13, 2005 "I'm sure this elephant will never forget this"!!!!!!!!!!!! He muttered. "One double dumb-ass minute!", screamed c4 (a huge fan of Kirk's and former lover btw)..."this is becoming sickening!". "Screw it...I'm heading over to the TOS thread." And with that said she ________________ c4 ;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
macnbc Posted July 13, 2005 Author Share Posted July 13, 2005 was vaporized by Picard's hand phaser. "I'm NEVER going to be one-upped by Kirk! Not on my ship!" he declared. Deciding that the whole business with the elephants just wasn't worth it, Data and Picard attempted to return to the bridge. En route however, a massive jolt ran through the ship, and the turbolift became jammed. The red alert klaxon sounded. The ship was under attack! Picard straightened his tunic. "We must get to the bridge," said Picard. "I have an idea sir," said Data. "What if we _______________________" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
quosego Posted July 13, 2005 Share Posted July 13, 2005 used this elephant which i still have and ride it to the bridge"? "That is an great idea", said Picard. But when they arrived at the bridge _____________ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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