Moonstalker Posted July 6, 2005 Share Posted July 6, 2005 take off my pants and run down the corridors singing Willy Nelson songs! Oh No! It's not a dream but an alien experiment! And everyone from Academy is watching and ________ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
macnbc Posted July 6, 2005 Author Share Posted July 6, 2005 wondering just what the hell is WRONG with me. Maybe I'm just _________ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TetsuoShima Posted July 6, 2005 Share Posted July 6, 2005 experiencing some form of mindcontrol. I should try to break free and___ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gjnave Posted July 6, 2005 Share Posted July 6, 2005 count my blessings... count them one by one. Yes that seems to help. Now maybe if I _______ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest c4evap Posted July 6, 2005 Share Posted July 6, 2005 order some Chinese food I'll be OK. "This is Captain Picard" he boomed into his communicator...I'd like to order a pint of cream of sum yung boi. Just then Captain Sisko materialized in front of him wearing a kilt and _________________ c4 :p Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
primehellix Posted July 6, 2005 Share Posted July 6, 2005 a funny looking hat with ostrage's feathers. "Resistance is futile!", said Sisko with confused expression, blinking idiotically along Picard, and lifted his right hand, replaced with a Borg one. "What do you have to do with the Borg?", asked Picard in amazement, while Sisko slowly moved toward him, bubling about his stupid resistance. "What have you done with the bloody script?!?!", Picard shouted with anger, pushing back the Borg hand of Sisko. "And where is my chineese food???" Suddenly out of nowhere appeared_____ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nightfire Posted July 6, 2005 Share Posted July 6, 2005 Dr. basher saying "damit i am doctor not some lab rat, you wanna test someone do it to them" sed basher pointing at picard. as picard tried to remember were that line came from he______ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
macrovirus Posted July 6, 2005 Share Posted July 6, 2005 puked up. He was feeling rather ill. Sisko expained to Picard, 'Ironic, isn't it, that in pretty much every other every episode in DS9 has soemone saying 'Ironic, isn't it', usually a Cardassian'. While Picard and Bashir had a bit of time to think about this, Garak suddenly appeared and said 'How ironic, Sisko is attacking Picard with his Borgisfied arm, when Sisko blames Picard for killing his wife, as a Borg...' Everyone standing there was qutie confused with this statement, and what three people from a sequel series was doing here, when_______ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
martog Posted July 6, 2005 Share Posted July 6, 2005 Picard felt a strage craving to ride a horse but remembered he had left his saddle in his quarters. He thought to himself, ofcourse, i'll use the replicator to __________. He stormed out of the room leaving everyone silent. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
macnbc Posted July 6, 2005 Author Share Posted July 6, 2005 make that chinese food I've been after. The DS9 personnel began filing into a shuttlecraft to depart, their teaser for their own eventual "Fill in the blank game" thread completed. Data, still struggling to escape from the mind control he was under, __________________ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GeneralLee Posted July 6, 2005 Share Posted July 6, 2005 looked at Capt. Picard and said: "Sir, let's get young Wesley Crusher up here, maybe he can be of assistance." So, then Picard turned to Data, and said: "Mr DATA..... get that young brat know-it-all Wesley Crusher here on the double! Data, looked confused, but just shrugged his shoulders and blew it off.... and then thought to himself: "perhaps my emotion chip is acting up again, and I should see Giordi about it... then again, perhaps someone is playing a joke on me and taped a "ignore me sign" to my buttocks". "Data," said Picard, "hurry along now, we need to talk to Wesley about helping us ______ " Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TetsuoShima Posted July 6, 2005 Share Posted July 6, 2005 find a cure for the common cold. You DO know that there still is no cure for that horrible disease! Even after 500 years of research. I will get right on it, replied Data. Wesley, having secretly overheard the conversation and in no mood to work on a cure for the common cold, decided it was time to make sure they'd never find him. He would sabotage the internal sensors. The best place to do this from unnoticed, was___ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GeneralLee Posted July 6, 2005 Share Posted July 6, 2005 The best place to do this from unnoticed' date=' was___[/quote'] The bathroom. Yes, it was another bathroom onboard a starship that no one really knew existed, since the viewers had never seen anyone use one. First tho, Picard reached thru the computer monitor, and slapped macrovirous with a large live trout, for posting too late, and not taking the time to edit or delete his last message in this thread. Anyhow, in the bathroom, Wesley, used his modified and chipped Xbox967 (last years model) to _______ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
macnbc Posted July 6, 2005 Author Share Posted July 6, 2005 (going with GeneralLee) take over the ship, which promptly caused the computer system to crash (Damn Microsoft LCARS XI).. As the ship careened lifelessly through space under no control, Data remarked _________ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maverick Posted July 6, 2005 Share Posted July 6, 2005 oh crap! what was that data demanded picard? oh crap - sir replied data. mr data we have to find a way to stop the ship careening lifelessly through space. can we set off some fireworks to make it look good? just in case we dont survive. data was pulling the box full of emergency cathryn wheels from under rikers chair when suddenly _______ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GeneralLee Posted July 6, 2005 Share Posted July 6, 2005 Q appeared, out of the blue again. Well Q, looked around, and shrugged his own shoulders, and in that way that he is known to do snickered at the Captain and said: "Jean Luc, this is all pointless, and the situation you are in bores me. I'll return again to take you on one last time in "All Good Things", then you'll really have issues." With that, Q vanished abrubtly, just as abrubtly as he arrived. Well then... Picard was thoroughly confused, and seeked out Counselor Trois advice. As he approached the Counselor, he tugged and pulled down on his shirt again for tramatic effect, then he pulled down on it again. "Counselor" he said, "my tugging down on my shirt, must certainly impress you, does it not?" After a brief moment, with only a blank stare from Troi that suggested she was thinking "huh?" Picard told her not to bother answering that question. Anyhow, so Picard told her what was on his mind, and she told him that he needed to _____ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
macnbc Posted July 6, 2005 Author Share Posted July 6, 2005 to go jump in a lake. Dejected, Picard decided to go listen to really loud opera music in his quarters. But instead of opera music, the computer started playing ____________ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maverick Posted July 6, 2005 Share Posted July 6, 2005 pacman. convinced this was an attempt to communicate by the previously thought to be a bit stupid organisms that live in the carpet, picard devotes all computer time to solving the messages he thinks are bein sent from pacman. troi, who at this moment was taking a mud bath in the holosuite has just noticed that the program has ended and_________ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TetsuoShima Posted July 6, 2005 Share Posted July 6, 2005 she sitting naked on the floor. Right then Barclay opens the door to the holodeck, sees her and spontaneously gets a HUGE _____ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maverick Posted July 6, 2005 Share Posted July 6, 2005 bucket to vomit in to then_____ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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