Guest c4evap Posted July 28, 2005 Share Posted July 28, 2005 no one answered. Meanwhile Kirk had donned a spacesuit and jetpack and was outside the ship heading for one of the giant vaginas. He was toting a flashlight and ______________ c4 ;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
macnbc Posted July 28, 2005 Share Posted July 28, 2005 vaseline and ______________ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maverick Posted July 29, 2005 Author Share Posted July 29, 2005 wearing a mining helmet with ______ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
macnbc Posted July 29, 2005 Share Posted July 29, 2005 a sticker on the back that said "BUST OR BUST!" Meanwhile back on the ship, the nameless captain _______________________ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moonstalker Posted July 30, 2005 Share Posted July 30, 2005 ordered more drinks for the crew. "Put that worthless yeoman on the view screen," he ordered. Kirk appeared and he was _______________ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
macnbc Posted August 1, 2005 Share Posted August 1, 2005 attempting to return the storyline to normality. "This is not the way its supposed to be!" Yeoman Kirk said. The Nameless Captain responded ____________________________ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maverick Posted August 1, 2005 Author Share Posted August 1, 2005 who cares! im in charge of a space ship, wooohooo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest c4evap Posted August 3, 2005 Share Posted August 3, 2005 and ordered the thread destroyed before the timeline could be restored and ________________ c4 ;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moonstalker Posted August 4, 2005 Share Posted August 4, 2005 he would be back digging for dilithium. The ordered all quantum torpedoes to be fired into the nearest quasar just as he ordered the ship to go to maximum warp through the star. The ship ________ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
macnbc Posted August 4, 2005 Share Posted August 4, 2005 just sat there, since it had no quantum torpedoes. It was at this point that the crew rebelled against their former captain in an attempt to restore the timeline that Yeoman Kirk pointed out. So they _______________________ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest c4evap Posted August 5, 2005 Share Posted August 5, 2005 ordered donuts and coffe for all and set about on the grandest of all plans to ________________ c4 ;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
S0V13T Posted August 5, 2005 Share Posted August 5, 2005 Challange Scotty to a drinking contest. many have tried, and many have failed, and the brave crew of the NCC 1701 were no exception. Scotty drank the place clean, and was having fun walking around the ship, and drunkenlly tip toeing over passed out 'lightweights'. "Aye laddie" He said, presumedly to himself. "I think I'd be a grand idea to fly the Enterprise around" he said, again, to no one but himself. Eleven miniutes later the Chief engineer was passed out at the helm on the bridge, with the Enterprise going warp 8 into earth's sun. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest c4evap Posted August 6, 2005 Share Posted August 6, 2005 Suddenley the ship dead-stopped in space. A giant hand holding it in place as the engines strained. It was Apollo, the Greek god who had once been defeated by Kirk in a laughable episode. He had brought Zeus along to challange Kirk and Spock to a game of ____________ c4 :p Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
S0V13T Posted August 6, 2005 Share Posted August 6, 2005 Hopscotch. The match was uneventful (except Kirk tearing his shirt, as per his usual), becuase Mr. Spock is ranked at the Grand Master level in the sport back home on Vulcan. Apollo and Zeus had no choice but to________. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
frodoxxx Posted August 6, 2005 Share Posted August 6, 2005 look at each other with disgust. Zeus finaly stormed off and shouted over his shoulder " do you believe that one day nerds all over the galaxy are going worship these two idiots" Never being known to let anyone get the last word in Kirk responded.............. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest c4evap Posted August 6, 2005 Share Posted August 6, 2005 "Oh yeah?" "Well, double dumb ass on you fella". And with that Kirk stormed off in search of _______________ c4 ;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
frodoxxx Posted August 6, 2005 Share Posted August 6, 2005 a girl to molest. Muttering to himself"three more episodes only three more episodes" Spock meanwhile was sitting on the ground contemplating how he was..................... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest c4evap Posted August 6, 2005 Share Posted August 6, 2005 gonna parlay his fame into another TV show without Shatner tagging along. "I could just phaser the bastard now", Spock thought, but decided it would be more prudent instead to go in search of ________________ c4 ;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
frodoxxx Posted August 6, 2005 Share Posted August 6, 2005 T.J. Hooker, thinking if a phaser cant stop this a** hole maby i can arrange to have a few blanks replaced with real bullets. Kirk suddenly returned and seeing Spock smiling said Whats so funny you pointed eared........................ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
S0V13T Posted August 6, 2005 Share Posted August 6, 2005 "Hold it" Bones called out from his dressing room. "Now see here Bill" DeForest Kelly spat pulling his trowsers up as he hurried out of his dressing room to give Shather 'what for'. "It says in my contract that I'M the anti Vulcan racist on the ship. Do I get to bang all the green women? Do I get into fist fights with 5 Klingons and win? Does my shirt get torn? No. I ONLY have 2 things on my contract there, Mister Tamborine man!" "ONE!" He shouted pointing at a piece of paper. "I'm in charge of ALL the anti vulcan / racist remarkes on this program." "Bones" Shatner cringed "What's the.... ... ... ... ... other ... THING" he finally fired fired out. "before you get those green babes on camera, Gene said that /I/ get to __________. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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