quosego Posted July 31, 2005 Share Posted July 31, 2005 Here is an new game; Stupid question- Stupid answer. You'll have to ask an stupid question an then the next one answeres it with an stupid answer. Like this: Q: Why are klingon batllecruisers green? A: Because the pink paint was sold out. So my question is Q: Why are federation ships white? (The question of course has to do with Star Trek!!!!!) (copyright: the inmensly genious people over at UKnova) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dabrood Posted July 31, 2005 Share Posted July 31, 2005 Q: Why are federation ships white? A: They were blue at first, but they came in trouble with the bluescreen-fx Q: Who's washing the uniforms? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
quosego Posted July 31, 2005 Author Share Posted July 31, 2005 A: Odo, he has to make extra money to support four kids from his third and second wife. Q: Why does Picard loves earl Grey tea? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dabrood Posted July 31, 2005 Share Posted July 31, 2005 A: Because Of the Romulan Ale he mixes it with Q: Why do they allow a dog onboard nx01? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TetsuoShima Posted August 1, 2005 Share Posted August 1, 2005 A: Because Of the Romulan Ale he mixes it with Q: Why do they allow a dog onboard nx01? A: Because it beat T'Pol in a standard IQ test. Q: Why doesn't anybody in StarTrek ever go to the toilet? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StitchInTime Posted August 1, 2005 Share Posted August 1, 2005 Q: Why doesn't anybody in StarTrek ever go to the toilet? A: In case they have to evacuate. Q: Why do vulcans have pointed ears? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beawulf Posted August 1, 2005 Share Posted August 1, 2005 Q: Why do vulcans have pointed ears? A: They were easier to make than facial ridges Q: if the Q are so smart, how come they only know one letter? edit: translated from gibberish Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
str82u Posted August 1, 2005 Share Posted August 1, 2005 Q: if the Q are so smart, how come they only know one letter? A: You haven't met the rest of the alphabet yet? Q: Who is Species 2492? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vektram Posted August 1, 2005 Share Posted August 1, 2005 A: Kirk. Q: Why did the Vulcan's hold back technology? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
juhan Posted August 1, 2005 Share Posted August 1, 2005 A: Coz everyone else was busy figuring out how to do that damn "V" hand signal. Q: Why does Spot not have any Spots? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dabrood Posted August 1, 2005 Share Posted August 1, 2005 A: Data doesn't like lady bugs Q: Who/What lives in Janeways hair? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
macnbc Posted August 1, 2005 Share Posted August 1, 2005 A.The same bug that crawled up her butt most days. Q. Why did Sisko shave his head? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
frodoxxx Posted August 1, 2005 Share Posted August 1, 2005 A: The Ferengi charge a fortune for shampoo on DS9 Q: How come Riker got so fat ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Solarion Posted August 1, 2005 Share Posted August 1, 2005 A: Because he played cook in a NX-01 Holodeck simulation every day Q: How come Holodeck characters have emotion but data didn't at first? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bbbb Posted August 1, 2005 Share Posted August 1, 2005 Q: Why are federation ships white? A: They were blue at first, but they came in trouble with the bluescreen-fx Q: Who's washing the uniforms? Were they really blue? Where did you learn this? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dabrood Posted August 1, 2005 Share Posted August 1, 2005 Q: Why are federation ships white? A: They were blue at first, but they came in trouble with the bluescreen-fx Q: Who's washing the uniforms? Were they really blue? Where did you learn this? LMAO Of course they were NOT, this is about stupid answers - Just making fun here :p A: Data would cry all day because he has no balls Q: Why do the Romulans build about 20 detonation triggers into one single magnetic mine? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GorunNova Posted August 1, 2005 Share Posted August 1, 2005 A: Because they expected some faction or other to sabotage the other nineteen. Q: What's that flashy thing when ships go warp speed? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dabrood Posted August 1, 2005 Share Posted August 1, 2005 A: The Japanese fan crowd taking their pictures Q: Why is always up up and down down? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beawulf Posted August 2, 2005 Share Posted August 2, 2005 Q: Why is always up up and down down? A: extra perspectives are expensive Q: Where did they put the poop deck? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
macnbc Posted August 2, 2005 Share Posted August 2, 2005 A: On P Deck. Q: Why didn't Spock have any emotions? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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