GorunNova Posted August 2, 2005 Share Posted August 2, 2005 A: They would have had to pay Leonard more. Q: Why are AIs always so stupid in Star Trek? (yes, this often includes Data) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
str82u Posted August 2, 2005 Share Posted August 2, 2005 A: They would have had to pay Leonard more. Q: Why are AIs always so stupid in Star Trek? A: To make Magnums look smart... Q: What was going on just before first contact? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
macnbc Posted August 2, 2005 Share Posted August 2, 2005 A. The Vulcans were just about to give up that whole logic crap. Q. If 24th century medical technology is so advanced, why couldn't they stop Picard from losing his hair? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vektram Posted August 2, 2005 Share Posted August 2, 2005 A. All his energy was going into straightening his jacket. Q. Why didn't Data submit to the Borg Queen? EDIT: Typo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beawulf Posted August 2, 2005 Share Posted August 2, 2005 A: He wanted to be the dominatrix Q: Why do they have a sound effect for ships going to warp? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
elderbear Posted August 2, 2005 Share Posted August 2, 2005 A: For the same reason that AT machines beep - to help the blind. Q: Why is Picard bald? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nightopian Posted August 2, 2005 Share Posted August 2, 2005 A: Shatner swiped his rug. Q: Why do Ferengi ships look like a bass-ackward horseshoe crabs? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vektram Posted August 2, 2005 Share Posted August 2, 2005 A. Because the engineers were to busy stroking thier lobes to care. Q. Why are all crew-members holo-programmers? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beawulf Posted August 2, 2005 Share Posted August 2, 2005 A: they've all spent alot of time creating fantasies Q: why did the male crew in tng stop wearing those miniskirts? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vektram Posted August 2, 2005 Share Posted August 2, 2005 A. Because it reminded Picard to much of the old days. Q. What do you get if you cross Data with Porthos? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
macnbc Posted August 2, 2005 Share Posted August 2, 2005 A. A really bad episode. Q. Why does Data have yellow eyes? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beawulf Posted August 2, 2005 Share Posted August 2, 2005 A: it is due to a mutated form of jaundice he caught from Tasha Q: why do tribbles hate klingons? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dabrood Posted August 2, 2005 Share Posted August 2, 2005 A: Because they don't purr (usually) Q: What is the difference between a spacial rift in time and a temporal rift in space? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
frodoxxx Posted August 2, 2005 Share Posted August 2, 2005 A: It's a dsylexia thing Q: is blood ale maade from real blood? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
macnbc Posted August 2, 2005 Share Posted August 2, 2005 A: Only on Tuesdays. Q: Why do the Prophets live in the wormhole? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coolcat13 Posted August 2, 2005 Share Posted August 2, 2005 A :because the worms left Q Why was Wesly Crusher a featured member of the TNG crew Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mitchag Posted August 2, 2005 Share Posted August 2, 2005 A: Because somebody in power was molesting Wil Wheaton. Q: How could Janeway fall for a hologram? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dabrood Posted August 2, 2005 Share Posted August 2, 2005 A: He goes well with onions Q: Why got North'Pol and South'Pol kicked out of the monastry of P'Jem? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
macnbc Posted August 2, 2005 Share Posted August 2, 2005 A Because it messed with everybody's magnets. Q Why did the Borg assimilate Picard? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GorunNova Posted August 2, 2005 Share Posted August 2, 2005 A: They just -loved- rubbing his fuzzy head. Q: Why is 7 of 9, well, #7? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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