macnbc Posted August 2, 2005 Share Posted August 2, 2005 A: She was the lucky winner of the "Die or Be Assimilated" contest! Q: What did Troi think was so attractive about Worf anyway? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pueblo Posted August 2, 2005 Share Posted August 2, 2005 A. that fact that he wasnt Ryker Q. why does the computer talk....? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
elderbear Posted August 2, 2005 Share Posted August 2, 2005 A: Can anybody ever get Luoxana Troi to ever shut up?!? Q: Why is Riker so much more easy going than Picard? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beawulf Posted August 3, 2005 Share Posted August 3, 2005 A: He knows how to get homarjarone (sp? that rizan activity) Q: why didnt Q send voyager back to the alpha quadrant in the episode Q2? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nightopian Posted August 3, 2005 Share Posted August 3, 2005 A: The pole jammed up his backside is a smaller diameter and has a vibrator installed as a reward for doing that funky sidways walk. Q: Why does Voyager have wings that flap? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beawulf Posted August 3, 2005 Share Posted August 3, 2005 A: some idiot thought it would be more aerodynamic :P Q: how did janeway's hair grow back so fast after her borg experience? ps. i dont get your answer nightopian Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pueblo Posted August 3, 2005 Share Posted August 3, 2005 A. Super grow Q. if space dock is holding the ship whats holding space dock? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
str82u Posted August 3, 2005 Share Posted August 3, 2005 A: The Chicken Q: What was the query? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vektram Posted August 3, 2005 Share Posted August 3, 2005 Q/A. Why does Starfleet have a different uniform in each series? (That's both at once, is that allowed? I mean... the question was, "What was the query?") Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beawulf Posted August 3, 2005 Share Posted August 3, 2005 A: with all the plots fitting into a certain formula, something had to change once in a while Q: why is there an "impenetrable" barrier at the edge of the galaxy? (as shown in an episode of the original star trek, possibly animated) edited because leetcow beat me too it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
macnbc Posted August 3, 2005 Share Posted August 3, 2005 A: To protect the galaxy from STDs. Q: Why didn't Klingons have ridged foreheads in TOS? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dabrood Posted August 3, 2005 Share Posted August 3, 2005 A: Face Lifting went popular Q: Who has stolen Spock's brain? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TetsuoShima Posted August 3, 2005 Share Posted August 3, 2005 A: Spot (Data's cat) Q: Why did Spot steal Spock's brain? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
macnbc Posted August 3, 2005 Share Posted August 3, 2005 A: So he could FINALLY have an intelligent conversation with his pet (Data) Q: What does Geordi see with his VISOR? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
quosego Posted August 3, 2005 Author Share Posted August 3, 2005 A: The things Troi wears under her uniform. Q: Why does Janeway drinks coffee and not earl grey? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GorunNova Posted August 3, 2005 Share Posted August 3, 2005 A: Because she isn't bald. Q: Why is there absolutely no social dissent on Federation Earth? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
S0V13T Posted August 3, 2005 Share Posted August 3, 2005 A: Becuase everyone is constantlly on Extacy and Opium. Q: Why is Alien Alchohol illegal in the Federation? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beawulf Posted August 3, 2005 Share Posted August 3, 2005 A: because its consumption would adversly affect the extacy and opium trade Q: Why is everyone in the federation taking extacy and opium? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moonstalker Posted August 4, 2005 Share Posted August 4, 2005 Q: Why is everyone in the federation taking extacy and opium? A: They're waiting on Kirk to finish his speeches. Q: What does Dax do for fun? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
S0V13T Posted August 4, 2005 Share Posted August 4, 2005 A: Wonder if the friends she made as a beautiful woman will refer to her as "Pretty Girl" as Sisko refers to her as "Old Man". Q: can ANYBODY out drink Scotty? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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