Guest c4evap Posted September 19, 2005 Share Posted September 19, 2005 BorisP says (straight from the grave): There are no trees. It's all in your head. It's because you masterbate and are lopsided and have an elongated skull. Hey...he's an authority ya know... c4 ;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
S0V13T Posted September 19, 2005 Share Posted September 19, 2005 BorisP says (straight from the grave): There are no trees. It's all in your head. It's because you masterbate and are lopsided and have an elongated skull. Hey...he's an authority ya know... c4 ;) You forgot to work in penises in to that wonderfuly executed impersonation, c4. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vektram Posted September 19, 2005 Share Posted September 19, 2005 BorisP says (straight from the grave): There are no trees. It's all in your head. It's because you masterbate and are lopsided and have an elongated skull. Hey...he's an authority ya know... c4 ;) You forgot to work in penises in to that wonderfuly executed impersonation, c4. BorisP says (straight from the grave): "There are no trees. It's all in your head. It's because you masterbate and are lopsided and have an elongated skull. This is impairing your vision, I see hundreds of huge penises when i go for a walk in the forest." How's that? :cyclops: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TetsuoShima Posted September 19, 2005 Share Posted September 19, 2005 BorisP says (straight from the grave): There are no trees. It's all in your head. It's because you masterbate and are lopsided and have an elongated skull. Hey...he's an authority ya know... c4 ;) You forgot to work in penises in to that wonderfuly executed impersonation, c4. BorisP says (straight from the grave): "There are no trees. It's all in your head. It's because you masterbate and are lopsided and have an elongated skull. This is impairing your vision, I see hundreds of huge penises when i go for a walk in the forest." How's that? :cyclops: Funny! :D LOL :D :p Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest c4evap Posted September 20, 2005 Share Posted September 20, 2005 Oh snap...what did I start?!? c4 :p ~BorisP is hiding under my bed... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pella Posted September 20, 2005 Author Share Posted September 20, 2005 BorisP says (straight from the grave): There are no trees. It's all in your head. It's because you masterbate and are lopsided and have an elongated skull. Hey...he's an authority ya know... c4 ;) You forgot to work in penises in to that wonderfuly executed impersonation, c4. BorisP says (straight from the grave): "There are no trees. It's all in your head. It's because you masterbate and are lopsided and have an elongated skull. This is impairing your vision, I see hundreds of huge penises when i go for a walk in the forest." How's that? :cyclops: Shouldn't those penises be angry, and did they make a noise when they fell. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
psheldrake1 Posted September 25, 2005 Share Posted September 25, 2005 It's a chestnut tree, right? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
howiepoohs Posted September 25, 2005 Share Posted September 25, 2005 Yeah, an old one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
werecow Posted September 26, 2005 Share Posted September 26, 2005 i can settle this one..... i was standing on my porch the other day and saw and heard a tree fall in the forest across the road from me... i was not in the forest and yet heard it..thus setteling the argument forever... (the funniest part was when all the other trees were making fun of it for falling and telling it to get up.....) :p Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest c4evap Posted September 26, 2005 Share Posted September 26, 2005 Bruce Cockburn asked this very same question in a song (that I just now heard today for the first time) called: "If A Tree Falls" from the LP "89 Big Circumstance". To wit... rain forest mist and mystery teeming green green brain facing lobotomy climate control centre for the world ancient cord of coexistence hacked by parasitic greedhead scam -- from Sarawak to Amazonas Costa Rica to mangy B.C. hills -- cortege rhythm of falling timber. What kind of currency grows in these new deserts, these brand new flood plains? If a tree falls in the forest does anybody hear? If a tree falls in the forest does anybody hear? Anybody hear the forest fall? Cut and move on Cut and move on take out trees take out wildlife at a rate of a species every single day take out people who've lived with this for 100,000 years -- inject a billion burgers worth of beef -- grain eaters -- methane dispensers -- through thinning ozone, waves fall on wrinkled earth -- gravity, light, ancient refuse of stars, speak of a drowning -- but this, this is something other. busy monster eats dark holes in the spirit world where wild things have to go to disappear forever If a tree falls in the forest, does anybody hear? If a tree falls in the forest, does anybody hear? Anybody hear the forest fall? (Toronto, April 7, 1988) c4 :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
psheldrake1 Posted September 26, 2005 Share Posted September 26, 2005 Ya. And he also had a rocket launcher. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Recommended Posts
Please sign in to comment
You will be able to leave a comment after signing in
Sign In Now