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We should all e-mail Prez. Bush and tell him that there is oil on Mars. How fast would he start major funding for a manned project to find it & claim it for the cartels(dad & the boys). And yes I am cynical of their motives.

 

he'd just declare that mars had joined the axis of evil and send our troops, and haliburton, right on over to fix things. :rolleyes:

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Why bother looking for oil? Because the scientists of the world are too stupid to think of something else to be used as an alternative energy source.

 

We have hydrogen powered cars now, so why the hell aren't they in mass production? Yeah it costs money and would require retooling every damn car factory.. but it will save the environment and stop all the drilling, and make life better. It would also put these oil barons out of business, but not in the poor house. They have plenty of money to live off of.

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That article is great. but honestly, I would still rather have Bush running my country than that Liberal piece of fucking shit asshole mother fucker (sorry it had to be said) that runs Canada...... Think they would try to get the border open to Canadian Beef again than legalize gay marriage... crack of shit Canada's government is... Hey lets spend billions on some crappy diesel subs that the British Navy knows are garbage, then kill our sailors who try to get that crock of shit home. But hey, I'll just sit here and get raped, I mean pay my taxes....

 

Sorry for tha rant, but it...nevermind... Have a nice day and keep smiling! :mad: oops :D

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We have hydrogen powered cars now' date=' so why the hell aren't they in mass production?[/quote']

 

Awhile back, a college student built a fusion engine in his garage out of parts from a junk yard.

 

A JUNK YARD!

 

....Yet our best & brightest, NASA, FORD, GM, CHRYSLER, BOEING, McDONALD DOUGLAS, LOCKHEED MARTIN, ect........Cannot?

 

It'd be funny if it wasn't so humiliating.......

 

:stare:

 

 

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he'd just declare that mars had joined the axis of evil and send our troops' date=' and haliburton, right on over to fix things. :rolleyes:[/quote']

 

Man, you guys just will not give the guy a break!!

 

:stare:

 

 

He's had the breaks all his life! Saudis investing in his multiple failed business ventures ... If I ran a bunch of companies into the ground - or if you did - do you think anybody in their right mind would give us an entire nation to plunder?!?

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Dunno if this is a spoof or not........

 

http://www.asnsw.com/universe/alternate/AU6/oilmars.htm

 

:stare:

 

 

Oh, no, it's not a spoof. I have known "Professor Rube Goldberg, of the Faculty of Interstellar Transportation, University of Roswell" for many years now. We worked together on the HAARP Biocyclotron Cranial Electro-Magnetic Resonator. He was the one who figured out that having the hamster run in the wheel with a rubber band connected to a pulley would allow the iron to fall, crushing the lightbulb, opening the circuit in case of overload.

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Oh' date=' no, it's not a spoof. I have known "Professor Rube Goldberg, of the Faculty of Interstellar Transportation, University of Roswell" for many years now. We worked together on the HAARP Biocyclotron Cranial Electro-Magnetic Resonator. He was the one who figured out that having the hamster run in the wheel with a rubber band connected to a pulley would allow the iron to fall, crushing the lightbulb, opening the circuit in case of overload.[/quote']

 

Give me a break........All I looked at was the heading.

 

:rolleyes:

 

 

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If there was oil on mars it could be a great thing, more funding for space exploration.

Ive heard there are little more than 15 years of oil reserves left in the world, today oil is the gold of new, tomorrow, water.

i know they have found evidence of water on mars, but have they actually found any?

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I dont know if you guys realize but in order for the moon or mars to contain there must have been organic life (trees and such) and be burried underground for thousands of years.

 

Exactly :p

 

Ok, full stop............

 

No-one is saying there is life on the Moon. The Moon is a dead planetoid with no atmosphere & little gravity.

 

:stare:

 

 

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Yea it might tell him the connection between Iran and al queda

 

I don't think there's any real connection beetween Iran and Al-quaïda, but I do believe that Iran is very close to get nuclear weapons...

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Yea it might tell him the connection between Iran and al queda

 

I don't think there's any real connection beetween Iran and Al-quaïda, but I do believe that Iran is very close to get nuclear weapons...

 

 

right now, iran and north korea are scary as hell! just waiting for some cleaning lady to trip and fall on that sofa sized BIG RED BUTTON of theirs! :stare:

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right now' date=' iran and north korea are scary as hell! just waiting for some cleaning lady to trip and fall on that sofa sized BIG RED BUTTON of theirs! :stare:[/quote']

 

Evil Dictator + BIG RED BUTTON = Death of Humanity as a whole.

 

:stare: :stare: :stare:

 

 

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however, recently Titan which is one of Saturn's moons have been found to have endless quantitites of liquid natural gas.

 

Now if they could only find a way to build a pipleline to Titan then Earths problems would be solved with clean natural gass for thousands of years!!!

Sorry, No. It really wouldn't. Methane is CH4 so after combustion we'd still end up with CO2...which is a greenhouse gas.....of course, unless you're Bush - in that case it is not a greenhouse gas....nope....no siree!

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however, recently Titan which is one of Saturn's moons have been found to have endless quantitites of liquid natural gas.

 

Now if they could only find a way to build a pipleline to Titan then Earths problems would be solved with clean natural gass for thousands of years!!!

Sorry, No. It really wouldn't. Methane is CH4 so after combustion we'd still end up with CO2...which is a greenhouse gas.....of course, unless you're Bush - in that case it is not a greenhouse gas....nope....no siree!

 

 

there is loads of natural gas under permafrost in siberia. it will make russia a super power when the time comes to tap it. and if the time doesnt come its because the frost melted releasing a catastrophic release into the atmos (see clathrate gun theory) speeding up the onset and perhaps prolonging the next ice age.

 

if i remember right it is 12 times more effective as a greenhouse gas than CO2. so, if in doubt, burn hydrocarbons B)

 

still, could be worse ay?

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there is loads of natural gas under permafrost in siberia.

 

So what are you saying? That Siberia is one big nuclear bomb?

 

......Just great, man.

 

First I hear that North Korea is now threatening to nuke everything in sight, and now this.

 

.....I gotta get my ass off of this rock, before someone does something real stupid!!

 

:stare: :o

 

 

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