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Inspired partly by the topic Great Quotes.

"You work three jobs? … Uniquely American, isn't it? I mean, that is fantastic that you're doing that." Our president George W. Bush said this to a divorced mother of three. Is he missing the point here? :rolleyes:

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As much as I am tempted to quote bush...

 

"The Internet is a great way to get on the Net." Bob Dole

 

"It isn't pollution that is hurting the environment, it's the impurities in our air and water that are doing it." Dan Quayle

 

"I have opinions of my own --strong opinions-- but I don't always agree with them." George Bush .....sorry, I couldnt resist

 

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Wouldn't the world's largest island technically be the combination of nearly all the continents (Asia, Europe, Middle East, etc etc)?

 

Sorry, but I am unfamiliar with any great stupid quotes. I can paraphrase something I heard thats utterly despicable though...

 

Tom Cruise (on Oprah, regarding his kids of African descent): "What colour? I don't see any colour! We're all just one race!"

 

Thats the most racist thing anyone could actually say... By ignoring the fact that we are all people from different backgrounds. He was just trying to say something that he thought was politically correct. But it just made him look like such an asshole. Oprah wasn't too happy about that comment but kept her smile anyway.

 

 

=Han=

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"Where the hell is Australia anyway?"

- Britney Spears

Another one from the brainy pop princess:

"I get to go to lots of overseas places, like Canada."

 

This one's from Bill Peterson, the Florida State football coach:

"You guys line up alphabetically by height."

Boy, I would've loved to see the faces of those players. :D

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her are some more I find funny:

 

 

"In an action film you act in the action, in a drama film you act in the drama."

-Jean-Claude Van Damme

 

"You know the one thing that's wrong with this country? Everyone gets a chance to have their fair say."

- Bill Clinton

 

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(After the monoluge explaining that tonights show is about proving that Mother Teresa, Ghandi, and the Dhalli Llama are "bull$hit")

 

"I SURE hope that Hell is Bull$hit too, becuase we are going there for THIS one."

- Penn Jilette (to Teller) from the show "Penn and Teller's Bull$hit.

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Wouldn't the world's largest island technically be the combination of nearly all the continents (Asia, Europe, Middle East, etc etc)?

 

nope, because they arent classed as an island. If we were talking about largest land mass, then yes. Australia is also the only island continent.

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What defines an island? If its just land thats surrounded by water then i'm right. I don't think "An island is a country surround on all sides by water." is right because that would mean alot of islands that are part of a country are not islands. For example by your definition, svendopel, Hawaii is not an island and thus should not be called island of Hawaii.

 

What ultimately defines an island then? Beawulf, what makes Australia and island but not what I said? Whats the difference?

 

=Han=

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