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Arrrgghh! ye Land lubbers.

He be a Pirate joke for ye!

 

 

 

A pirate walked into a bar, and the bartender said, "Hey, I haven't seen

you in a while. What happened? You look terrible ."

 

"What do you mean?" said the pirate, "I feel fine ."

 

" What about the wooden leg? You didn't have that before."

 

" Well, we were in a battle, and I got hit with a cannon ball, but I'm fine

now ."

 

" Well, OK, but what about that hook? What happened to your hand ?"

 

" We were in another battle. I boarded a ship, and got into a sword fight

my hand was cut off. I got fitted with a hook. I'm fine, really ."

 

" What about that eye patch ?"

 

" Oh, one day we were at sea, and a flock of birds flew over. I looked

up, and one of them shit in my eye ."

 

" You're kidding," said the bartender, "you couldn't lose an eye just

from bird shit ."

 

" It was my first day with the hook .

 

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