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Lets see if we can find what make us mad.

The silly little things!

Like someone carving you up on the road or pushing a shopping trolly into you.

Funny stories are also welcome.

You know the ones ,,, waking up on a friday morning thinking its Saturday!

 

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It always pisses me off when a customer dosen't like their meal for whatever reason, and bitching to the server AND maneger just dosent cut it for them and they ask to talk to the person that made it.

 

They're almost always piss-loaded drunk Americans that think that they're big shots, by pullin the cooks outta the kitchen to complain to them that they ordered their steak medium MEDIUM rare, but still bloody, but black on the out side.

 

Just a note incase anyone here would ever want to do that (very unlikely concitering that everyone here for the most part are super cool) It's the server and manegment's job to be nice to you, NOT the cooks. If you want to get put in your place, and told off by a guy who's job it it to shout like a drill sargent all day, then by all means give the cooks a hard time.

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Idiots in cars yacking on cell phones and eating lunch while driving.

 

People who pull their car out in front of mine then do 10 MPH.

 

Sci-Fi TV shows/movies that don't deliver on their promise.

 

Any type of door to door salesmen.

 

Bible thumpers.

 

Bigots.

 

c4 :mad:

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born again christians,

conservative christians,

animal rights campainers,

practicing muslims,

rich people,

poor people,

people on the far left,

people on the far right,

vegaterians who eat fish and wear leather

vegans

people who smoke

people who drink too much too often

people who drive slower than me

people who drive faster than me

people who answer a completly different question to the one you asked

politicians

anarchists

stupid people who dont know it

clever people who think there better than you

slow computers

people who are Unnesessarily ugly

fit girls who know it

people who are unsociably fat (they should be banned from public transport if they take up more than one chair)

microsoft

the NHS

my little toe on my left foot

slutty girls

shy girls

the relisation that you have just broken something you like/need after you broke it to see how strong it was

 

hmm cant think of anymore. i'm sure theyll come to me

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SLOW people in the FAST lane

People who don't look before they merge

Parents that let their kids run loose without any dicipline

People who try to get something for nothing by complaining (I work at a hotel so I hear a lot of that)

When my computer goes down

There's so mcuh more..

 

 

 

Bible thumpers.

 

I hear that.. I could tell you a few LONG stories.. But here's a short one..

 

I worked at a retail computer store years ago, and was 2nd-in-command of the front end... I got to tell people that they couldn't return things past the return date, or becuase they dropped their mouse in water and it wouldn't work, or stupid stuff like that..

 

Some lady was trying to return a computer she bought THREE MONTHS Ago becuase "I can't figure out how to use it".. I told her no way, and she started muttering something about me being the devil, and holding up this cross she had around her neck towards me as she walked out..

 

I guess she thought I was totally evil..

 

She never was able to return it, btw..

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people who are Unnesessarily ugly

 

Unnesessarily [sic] ugly? How does that work???

 

c4 :thinking:

 

C, you've obviously not grasped the concept of Functional Ugliness. ;)

 

Now, if you've more ugly than is useful, that would make it... Unnecessary, I suppose.

 

Oh. OK. Here in my neck of the woods we call it FUGLY (fu*king ugly). I suppose it's about the same.

 

Hey, isn't beauty supposed to be the eye of the beholder???

 

c4 B)

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SLOW people in the FAST lane

People who don't look before they merge

Parents that let their kids run loose without any dicipline

People who try to get something for nothing by complaining (I work at a hotel so I hear a lot of that)

When my computer goes down

There's so mcuh more..

 

 

 

Bible thumpers.

 

I hear that.. I could tell you a few LONG stories.. But here's a short one..

 

I worked at a retail computer store years ago, and was 2nd-in-command of the front end... I got to tell people that they couldn't return things past the return date, or becuase they dropped their mouse in water and it wouldn't work, or stupid stuff like that..

 

Some lady was trying to return a computer she bought THREE MONTHS Ago becuase "I can't figure out how to use it".. I told her no way, and she started muttering something about me being the devil, and holding up this cross she had around her neck towards me as she walked out..

 

I guess she thought I was totally evil..

 

She never was able to return it, btw..

 

Too funny! :p

 

I get a ton of Jahova's Witnesses ringing my bell in the AM while I'm trying to sleep (I work nights - no, I'm not a hooker). I used to tell them I'm Jewish but it didn't seem to matter to them so now I tell them I worship the devil. You should see those suckas beat feet off my porch! Sometimes (depending on the mood I'm in) I'll chase after them shouting lyrics from Ozzy!

 

c4 :p

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SLOW people in the FAST lane

 

Bible thumpers.

 

I guess she thought I was totally evil..

 

She never was able to return it, btw..

 

Too funny! :p

 

I get a ton of Jahova's Witnesses ringing my bell in the AM while I'm trying to sleep (I work nights - no, I'm not a hooker). I used to tell them I'm Jewish but it didn't seem to matter to them so now I tell them I worship the devil. You should see those suckas beat feet off my porch! Sometimes (depending on the mood I'm in) I'll chase after them shouting lyrics from Ozzy!

 

c4 :p

 

Ha! thats class!!

I like that idea must try that next time they come a calling!!

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born again christians,

conservative christians,

animal rights campainers,

practicing muslims,

rich people,

poor people,

people on the far left,

people on the far right,

vegaterians who eat fish and wear leather

vegans

people who smoke

people who drink too much too often

people who drive slower than me

people who drive faster than me

people who answer a completly different question to the one you asked

politicians

anarchists

stupid people who dont know it

clever people who think there better than you

slow computers

people who are Unnesessarily ugly

fit girls who know it

people who are unsociably fat (they should be banned from public transport if they take up more than one chair)

microsoft

the NHS

my little toe on my left foot

slutty girls

shy girls

the relisation that you have just broken something you like/need after you broke it to see how strong it was

 

hmm cant think of anymore. i'm sure theyll come to me

 

Wow that covers about 99% of the people on Earth!!

Is there anything that you do like?

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Lol.. this topic is funny. Mine's easy: I don't like people who don't like me. =p Oh yeah I get peeved when I get shoved. Mostly accidentally or in sports. I don't go and bash them and shout obscenities like FUGLY at them. But it does make me mad.

 

=Han=

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