Arktis Posted November 20, 2005 Share Posted November 20, 2005 I thought it would be fun to have a topic about what it would be like if you combined elements of one or more Star Trek series with some other television shows. So I guess I'll start it off. The 24th century Odd Couple - A sitcom. Worf and a lost Borg Drone are forced to share ling quarters. Worf: "Stop assimilating my things!" 4th of 5: "Resistance is-" Worf: "I will kill you with my bare ha-... my pet targ! My houseplant! And what is my Bat'leth doing in that ridiculous contraption?!" 4th of 5: "We require parts to construct a subspace relay. Resistance is-" Worf: "Futile, yes. Now disengage-... mother?" Worf's Mom: "Resistance is futile." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Antipodean Posted November 20, 2005 Share Posted November 20, 2005 Reg Barclay leading the cast in the Federation's answer to 'Get Smart' Reg Barclay is now an agent with Section 31, solving mysteries and coming up against the scheming Orion Syndicate, and any other nefarious agencies, through sheer luck, coincidence and despite all his clumsiness. He would be completely lost without the help of his partner Ezri Dax, who is now Agent 99 and whose charm and intelligence usually saves the day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DRMidnite Posted November 20, 2005 Share Posted November 20, 2005 "The Voyager Bunch". Kathy Janeway and Joe-Bob Chakotay marry and merge their family together. Joe-Bob's three sons: Tommy, Harry and EMHee. Kathy's three daughters: Belle-Anna, Kessie and Seska. Hilarity ensues as they adjust to each other and life together aboard the starship, Voyager. Oh wait...they already DID that one, didn't they? LOL. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Exterus Posted November 20, 2005 Share Posted November 20, 2005 "The Quantum Fluxcapacitor of Fortune." A game show where Q captures various aliens and quizzes them about subjects such as, household cleaning products, dead civilizations and things such as that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arktis Posted November 20, 2005 Author Share Posted November 20, 2005 "The Quantum Fluxcapacitor of Fortune." A game show where Q captures various aliens and quizzes them about subjects such as, household cleaning products, dead civilizations and things such as that. Heheheh! Now that's one I'd like to see, especially for the penalties. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soulreaper Posted November 20, 2005 Share Posted November 20, 2005 Look for "Star Wreck" at mininova - if you're lucky, it has around 500+ seeders (took me 15 minutes to get) that's a nice parody/mix of Trek+B5 :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tenebrae Posted November 20, 2005 Share Posted November 20, 2005 Voyager and Itchy And Scratchy. Janeway killed every episode by psychotic mouse/borg queen or your money back. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Herbalzor Posted November 20, 2005 Share Posted November 20, 2005 data the early years sort of like smallville but about data, plus as he can "live" for ever he can probably got into the 2500 and still call it his early years Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tenebrae Posted November 20, 2005 Share Posted November 20, 2005 You'd have to get around him dying in Nemesis. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philly Posted November 20, 2005 Share Posted November 20, 2005 Could use data's counterpart and no not Lore Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bapman Posted November 21, 2005 Share Posted November 21, 2005 My name is Captain Braxton. Basically show about a Time Enforcement officer who has messed up the timeline and ruined people's life. Now he's gotten himself immortality and is going around trying to fix it. He'll fix everything back to normal... eventually. His name is Capt. braxton. Desperate Captains Show about sexed up female captains flying ships in a quadrant with no single males. Then... one day... of the Captains get killed. WHY !? HOW !? Then... a sexy young mysterious young guy comes in with a new new starship in the sector. LOST Well... basically repeat VOYAGER... except now the ship's blown up... n the plots r more interesting. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arktis Posted November 21, 2005 Author Share Posted November 21, 2005 Desperate Captains :thinking: :o :stare::rolleyes::cyclops: Sisko & Noghead Just replace Beavis and Butthead with Jake and Nog as teenagers, and let them loose on the promenade looking for nachos and porn. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bapman Posted November 21, 2005 Share Posted November 21, 2005 Nightmare in the 13th Sector. some evil is loose and is haunting and killing beautiful female officers of starships in the 13th sector. Noone is safe... not even captain Janeway. The creature is none other than dead ghost of Kaan... looking to full fill his sexual fantasies. DEEP PENETRATION 69 Cross between Jenna Jameson movies and n DS-9. ;) Everybody loves ROM About Rom and his life with his wife. Everyweek they get into a quirky adventure as they try to avoid their parents and Rom's opportunistic brother... Quark. SWAT TREK Chace Furlong & Jake Clawson were 2 highly decorated pilots with starfleet... until they screwed up a mission and were kicked outta service... into a scrapyard for the rest of their lives. That's when they created a new age... transwarp capable... ship... the Turbo Kat. With this they fight against villains in the Beta Quadrant. now they are called... T-Bone n Razor. Their arch enemies are. Dark Vulcun, The Metalli-borgs, Dr. Changeling, The TIME-Romulan. Lord of the Battlaths 1 Battlath to bring them all... 1 battlath to rule them all... and in darkness... BIND THEM !!! Muahahahaha. Man I got sooo many of these bad ideas it has moved from funny to sad. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest c4evap Posted November 21, 2005 Share Posted November 21, 2005 "Enterprise Leap" - Capt. Sam Archer and his holo sidekick Porthos Calavicci leap into each Star Trek TV show trying to "set things right" (also televised in Europe as Mission Insane). c4 :p Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nuages Posted November 21, 2005 Share Posted November 21, 2005 This one was talked about in the irc channel Degrassi: The Next Generation instead of being a new Degrassi, a merger of Degrassi Junior High and ST:TNG Just have Degrassi Junior High with all the charchters replaced with TNG Charchters Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TetsuoShima Posted November 21, 2005 Share Posted November 21, 2005 How about some Trek interprettations of classic 80's entertainment: The Trek-Team (A-Team) Trek Rider (Knight Rider) Federation Vice (Miami Vice) :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
juhan Posted November 21, 2005 Share Posted November 21, 2005 My Big Fat Betazoid Wedding - starring marina sirtis and Mrs Roddenberry. Oh wait this was already an episode... How about some musicals! The (Borg) King & I The Phantom of Opera-Prime Singin' in the Asteroid-shower Tribbles (instead of Cats) Starship Express (Starlight Express) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrDad Posted November 21, 2005 Share Posted November 21, 2005 'I Love Lwaxana' Commander Riker steps out of the turbolift ont the bridge with an expression of extreme consternation and approaches Captain Picard. Riker: "Captain, your wife attempted to mediate the Pupihed-Cribaybee dispute. I don't know what she said, but the ambassadors are now ritually disemboweling each other with forks in 10 Forward." Picard: "I specifially told her not to interfere in the negotiations." Data: "Both Pupiheds and Cribaybees are well known for their tendencies to become violent in the presence of annoying and overbearing women." Deanna: "That's my mother you are talking about!" Picard and Riker: "We know." Picard: "Enough small talk. Lets go down and see if we can resolve this situation to everyones satisfaction." Everyone steps into the turbolift and goes to 10 Forward. Picard and the rest enter 10 Forward and look in shock at the disemboweled bodies of the Pupihed and Cribaybee ambassadors lying in a pool of their own blood, entrails and silverware. Picard: "Lwaxana, what is the meaning of this? You have some 'splaining to do!" Lwaxana: I was just trying to help, Jean-Luc. This wasn't supposed to happen! waaaaaAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
quosego Posted November 21, 2005 Share Posted November 21, 2005 The Startrix After hacking in the deep underground of the onboard computer, Neosley Crusher finds out he lifes in the startrix, a computerprogram controlled by hostile aliens. Soon Morphicard and Trinidata join the everlasting fight to free everyone in the Startrix. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lamp Posted November 21, 2005 Share Posted November 21, 2005 The Fresh Prince of SGC Now this is the story all about how My life got flipped, turned upside down And I’d like to take a minute just sit right there I’ll tell you how I became the prince of a base called SGC One the planet of Chulak i was born and raised As Apophis's first prime I spent most of my days Serving, protecting, worshiping Apophis all cool And all shooting some Shol'vahs outside of the school When a couple of Tau'ri who we’re found in the woods Started saying that the Goa'uld were not true gods I got in one little fight and my mom got scared And said you’re moveing with the sg-1 to Earth I whistled for a glidder and when it came near the pilot started to attack us trying to foil our escape If anything I could say that this will get repetative But I thought no forget it, yo through the Chaapa'ai to the SGC I exited the Chaapa'ai about seven or eight And I yelled to the general yo, home close the iris Looked at my kingdom I was finally there To settle my throne as the prince of SGC Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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