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Janeway: the Vampire Slayer.

 

Captain Janeway has retired, found love, and had a daughter named Muffy. Together with her friends, Lander and Rillow, Muffy must now protect StarFleet and Earth from a race of aliens bent on making the Federation their human blood bank.

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O_o... careful... the way things are going' date=' they may take us up on these ideas...[/quote']

 

i cant wait

 

They fight, and bite,

And fight, and bite, and fight,

Fight, fight, fight,

Bite, bite, bite,

The Tom and B'elanna Show!

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Ok... here's a genuine one... no comedy.

Fusion between BATTLESTAR GALACTICA and STAR TREK

 

Like... BATTLE TREK... or... STAR GALACTICA... errr... ok they don't sound very promising... but here's the premise.

 

Over a Century has passed... The Dominion has finally learned live in peace with the rest of the Galaxy. The Jem'Hadars have been freed from the Whyte. Romulans and Klingons are finally proper allies with themselves and the Feds.

The BORGS have dissappeared... then... 1 day.

There are reports of attacks from unknown vessels... they appear BORG... but not.

Dominion complains that solids are back to destroy them... then they realise... its the BORGS... they are back with a vengence.

They try to contact ALL the different races we have seen throughout the STAR TREK series... the VOTH [dino race from Voyager]... Krenim [the temporal race from Voyager] and all the other races... they even call Species 8472

BUT

They lose... and with the Female CARETAKER's help... they evacuate this GALAXY to hers everyone leaves... except... the Battle fleet.

They stay back and fight the BORG so that one day the others can come back.

At the same time the refugees face another danger in the void... the evil that was told about in KIRK's time... the reason why this Galaxy had a barrier. To protect itself from that evil but now the fleet will have to go through them to reach the other galaxy.

 

Kinda lika fusion between Battlstar Andromeda with touches of Babylon 5.

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I can't believe this hasn't come up yet! -I mean it's definitely coming wether we want it or not -it is the way tv works these days:

 

CSI:Starfleet

 

A group of criminal investigators travel to crime scenes and do their magic.

 

It'll give the team leader a lot of Grissom'esk one liners:

"Looks like we're looking for Cinderella." (as in; magnetic boot search, ST:TUC)

"I hate subtitles." (as in; VOY:Ex Post Facto)

"It would seem it stays in the family." (as in; ST:INS)

"He's dead, Luc" (as in; ST:NEM)

"The Blues got him." (as in; TOS:Journey to Babel)

 

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Star Trek + Cops.

 

"Bad aliens, bad aliens, what's you gonna do, what's you gonna do when United Federation of Planets comes for you".

 

USS Justice (with lights and sirens) in hot pursuit of shuttle at full impulse. It ends with an arresting of a human for piloting a shuttle under the influence of aliens :D

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I'm a starfleet officer get me out of here

 

klingon boot camp

 

The Jerry Springer show - "coming up on todays show meet the woman who married a Borg."

 

The next generation game

 

cardasian gladiators

 

Top Gear - the stig puts the delta flyer through its paces

 

 

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Top Gear - the stig puts the delta flyer through its paces

 

They could show that the same day they air:

 

X-treme shuttlecraft make-overs

 

A gang of misfits take a factory style shuttelcraft apart in their metal -or would that be carbon composit- workshop and make it into something entirely indestinguishable from a large version of something you'd normally find in a toy store...

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Top Gear - the stig puts the delta flyer through its paces

 

They could show that the same day they air:

 

X-treme shuttlecraft make-overs

 

A gang of misfits take a factory style shuttelcraft apart in their metal -or would that be carbon composit- workshop and make it into something entirely indestinguishable from a large version of something you'd normally find in a toy store...

 

along with pimp my shuttle

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STAR TREK: BORGFORMERS

 

Borgformers... more than meets the EYE

Borg...Queen... and HUGH !!!

 

Borgformers... automotons in disguise.

BORGFORMERS... BORGFORMERS.

 

The HUGH wages his BATTLE... to DES T R O Y the EVIL forces... of the Borg Queen.

Borgformers... BorgFORMERS !!!

 

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STAR TREK: The Last Son of Federation

The Federation is destroyed and a Federation child is sent to a distant planet on a transwarp ship. He is raised by 2 gay farmers. As he grows up... he starts showing signs of completely useless powers.

LOGIC [Vulcun]... RAGE [Klingon]... IRRATIONALITY [Human]... SPOTS [Trill]... BUSINESS SENSE [Ferengi]... REBELLIOUSNESS without a CAUSE [b'jorans]

 

ok... here's another serious one

 

 

STAR TREK: The NEUGENICS

New Eugenic comes in decades after the Dominion war. Section 31 leads the group... and our hero is a hybrid who looks like a human but has genetic makeup and ability of VULCUNS [Logic, Super Strength, Mental Focus]... HUMANS [Emotoins, Inventiveness, Unpredictability]... TRILLS [Ability to carry symbiotes and super intelligence]... FERENGIS [super Hearing]... SPECIES 8472 [Healing factor... Super agility, Super speed and ability to breath in liquids]

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Borg Idol

 

Now with more than 2 billion contestants, who will win this years Borg Idols. Will it be 10 of 12 with the song "I'm just a lonely borg" or 3 of 9 singing "Once upon a time in the Borg Collective".

 

We will see, because across the universe, in seven quadrants both large and small, millions and millions of great (and not-so-great) singers lined up for their chance to become the next Borg Idol! Some blew us away and some just blew it.

 

Paula, Randy and Simon have narrowed the playing field and soon the fate of these hopefuls will be in your hands! Get psyched for weeks of amazing performances, voting, laughing, crying, eliminating... and then be there when one person becomes the Next Borg Idol.

 

The fifth exciting season of Borg Idol returns stardate 99283.78, only on the Galactic Tv Federation Channel. Don’t miss a note.

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saving private Janeway.

 

it takes place in WWII (like saving private ryan) and star fleet has to find Jane way to let her know that her coffe is done.

 

The away team slays hundreds of Nazi's to get to jane way.... but whe they get to her, the jem hedar has landed troops and is backing the Axis-Powers... Dun Dun Dun

 

 

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