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Tensions were rising on the bridge of the Defiant. O'Brien was still huddled in the corner, hugging himself and muttering out load - something about Rasberry cordial.

 

A pair of Jem'Haddar fighters was approaching and Nog was still struggling to get the Warp engines online.

 

Shaking his head as he stared forth at the view screen from the Command seat, Worf only had one word to say,

 

"_____________"

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[OT]For newcomers like me who don't feel like digging around (the search function for the forums turns up nothing relevant)' date=' what are the rules to this game?[b'][/OT][/b]

Write the next bit of the story, begining with the blank ________ from the previous installment.

 

Silliness is encouraged! ;)

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Tensions were rising on the bridge of the Defiant. O'Brien was still huddled in the corner, hugging himself and muttering out load - something about Rasberry cordial.

 

A pair of Jem'Haddar fighters was approaching and Nog was still struggling to get the Warp engines online.

 

Shaking his head as he stared forth at the view screen from the Command seat, Worf only had one word to say,

 

"_____________"

 

"Retreat!" he shouted, and then promptly hid his bulky Klingon frame behind the ship commander's chair in which he had been seated.

 

Nog lifted his head from the tactical console and glanced furtively around the bridge. From the helm Jadsea would normally have been operating had she not been dead, a recently transfered ensign was giving him a stupified glance. Nog hissed. He had to get the Defiant into the nebula they had been studying so that he could buy some time to conduct the repairs and figure out what was wrong with the crew.

 

"I hereby take command of this vessel!", Nog declared. "All officers who are no longer able to perform your duty are confined to quarters. Doctor Bashir to the bridge."

 

As Nog stood up, everyone present suddenly ran for the exits in panic. The ensign at the helm screamed in horror and somehow managed to be the first off the bridge. "Okay, just don't hurt us!", Worf cried, and tripped on his way out the door. Nog sighed and punched a few commands into the helm. A few silent moments passed and they were safely in the nebula.

 

Nog heard the door behind him slide open. He glanced over his shoulder as a pair of eyes peered timidly around the frame of the door. It was Doctor Bashir.

 

"You... uh, w-wanted s-something?", Bashir said, still cowering behind the door frame.

 

It appeared that the ship's only doctor was afflicted as well, but Nog had no choice. He needed to act decisively. Standing boldly to face the doctor with his hands placed behind his back, Nog declared "______________________________________!".

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"LOOK OUT DOCTOR" as beams of illuminating light transported the 5 strangers

on deck.....Who are you?!Nog Exclamed!.

 

James T. Kirk, Captain of the starship Enterprise,along with my crew Mr. Spock

Dr.Mc Coy and my security team.

 

We had receved a distress call while traveling thru the setti gamma 4 quadrent.

Our science officer Spock had a scan trace of this ship taken and it revealed the presence of 5 fugitives that have escaped while being transported to a federation penal colony, where kirk then produced a black and white photograph of Khan.

 

Nog looked stunned and said yes,we rescued this man and the others who claimed they were being pursued by romulan pirates! they contacted us and we transported them here 2 days ago.

"Captain,my sensoring device indicates that Khan Singh is nearby."

 

The bridge door slides open while Khan Singh and his crew step foward armed

and holding hostages.

There is momentary silence untill Khan speaks and says "--------------------"

 

 

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[OT]

[ot] people' date=' please spell things right (such as names, especially; bad spelling makes me angry, e.g. Jadzia, not Jadsea.) [/ot']

 

Someone please post something intelligent; I am at a loss.

 

Sorry... In my defense, overall my spelling is better than anyone else in this thread so far.

 

I will try to fix the story for you.

[/OT]

 

"I like to move it move it' date=' I like to move it move it, We like to ________"[/quote']

 

...Urk!", Khan said, as much to the relief of everyone else present, he found himself on the recieving end of Kirk's phaser blast. Curiosly enough, "urk" must have been the word which was to instruct Khan's men to shoot the hostages, because that is exactly what happened next... more or less.

 

As Khan's men fired, the hostages cried out and winced in agony. Kirk's men immediadely responded by shooting the remaining four fugitives, who fell to the ground while the now freed captives stood there, curiously unafected by the phaser blasts that had hit them moments earlier.

 

"Will somebody please explain to me what just happened?", Nog pleaded.

 

"Well you see, my dear boy, it's quite simple.", Kirk replied with a grin. "Khan and I have been dead since before you were born. We simply do not exist."

 

And with that, the five old Enterprise crew members vanished along with the bodies of their slain enemies. Nog surveyed the bridge again. Bashir was gone. The doctor must have run during the confusion of the illusory phaser fire. With a sigh, Nog allowed his training to take over again. He tapped his comm badge.

 

"Doctor Bashir, please return to the bridge.", he ordered.

 

He turned to the bewildered crewmen and asked "I don't suppose you're fit for duty either, are you?". To which the reply was an akward yelp from a junior grade engeneer among them as they all fled through the exit.

 

"Right...", Nog said to himself.

 

Nog headed to the science station and began running scans on the nebula. There had to be an explanation for the odd behavior that had manifested itself in the crew over the three days they had been studying the nebula. It had started around the time the ship picked up the hallucinatory Khan and his men. Somehow, the two phenomenon had to be connected. Nog had a hunch that the answer was in the nebula itself.

 

The door to the bridge slid open once again, and Bashir timidly poked his head around the doorframe for a second time.

 

"________________________________"

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"Hello Nog! Hello Noggy Woggy? Little Noggy Woggy's got big ears! HA HA! Big ears. You wanted to see me Big Ears?"

 

Nog let out a big sigh. "Yes Doctor. I see you've been affected too."

 

Julian Bashir leaned slightly black, straightening his tunic as he tried to compose himself.

 

"Whatever do you mean? How dare you speak to a superior officer like that!" He replied. "I'm perfectly fine. I just wish that the Com systems would stop blaring out Bee Gees. I mean... the Bee Gee's for goodness sake."

 

"Quite Doctor"

 

Nog looked carefully at the Doctor, trying to decide whether he would be up to the task of helping get the Defiant out of this mess. It didn't help that Bashir now seemed to be swiping at an invisible fly.

 

"Doctor please! I need your help at the science station. We really need to make sense of these scans"

 

Julian suddenly turned and ran towards Nog.

 

"Of course Noggie Woggie! Woggily Noggily!".

 

Julian squinted as he peered at the screen, gingerly __________ ...

 

 

[ot] BTW - This was my centenial post!!!! Cool [/ot]

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[OT] Arktis: I know about that. We've got the word wog in Australia too, but it came to be applied to immigrants of mediterranean extraction and more recently to non-anglo/germanic europeans and middle eastern migrants.

 

It's got a LOT less sting here. Just like the word 'gay', it's moved from an insult into a label a lot of people are even proud to wear. I'm half wog myself. ;)

 

EDIT: check out the Aussie section in the wikipedia entry for 'wog'.

 

In any case... I'm sure we all know that Julian Bashir wouldn't run around calling people names that would have been applied to him with such vehemence in his own country in less Star Trek enlightened times! :p [OT]

 

NB: Next poster - GET BACK ON TOPIC!

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Which was odd because he had brown hair.

"Oh my" said Cirk and died.

"Well", said bash-here, "Any one for egg nog?"

"No!" said Knog, "This nebular is really annoying me and so are you Jooleeanne, lets get out of here and see if I can get some growth whoremoans"

"Lets hope they dont effect your ears." said ohhhhh Bryann, as he apeared from a jef reece tube

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The worst character on DS9 was _____ because she believed in weird things' date=' let her body be abused by blue spirits and had a very nasty attitude.[/quote']

 

[OT] I know this one. Quarks brothers girlfriend. She belived in weird things, drank alot of blue spirits and had a nasty attitude when she was drunk on blue spirits :cyclops: [OT/]

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