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Almost any ship beats the Defiant?..

 

Cloaking ability, higher shield capacity, ablative armor on the hull, twin phaser cannons

 

Hell the ship is so fast it almost rips itself apart at maximum warp o_O

 

It's one little package of kickass. 20 to 1 it can take down a Galaxy class ship, easily.

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It's one little package of kickass. 20 to 1 it can take down a Galaxy class ship' date=' easily. [/quote']

Good one (haha, choke, cough, hehe). :cyclops:

 

The Defiant is rescued by a Galaxy-class during Battle of Wolf 359 (ST: 1st Contact). :p

erm, the battle of earth, you mean. Wolf 359 is fought even BEFORE DS9 started ! ( it's where sisko lost his wife, due to Locutus ). See first ep of DS9.

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It's one little package of kickass. 20 to 1 it can take down a Galaxy class ship' date=' easily. [/quote']

Good one (haha, choke, cough, hehe). :cyclops:

 

The Defiant is rescued by a Galaxy-class during Battle of Wolf 359 (ST: 1st Contact). :p

 

Correction, on two fronts. The Defiant was rescued by the Enterprise E, a Sovereign class vessel. Plus it wasn't the battle of Wolf 359, the Cube was already deep inside the Terran system (Earth) which is classified as Sector 001.

 

Also you can't compare the Defiant, being thrashed along side a dozen other ships, in a fight with a pre-Voyager Borg Cube. Not even a Galaxy or Soverign class shipc an take out one of those 1v1...

 

Now Defiant aganist the Enterprise E? My money is on the Enterprise. Defiant aganist a Galaxy class ship or below? Defiant, easily. Even if they have to pull a Romulan cloak-n-fire style of attack, they can out maneuver, out fire and out defense a Galaxy class ship. Any ship that can do that, is a force to be reckoned with.

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Heres exactelly how it would go down.

 

Dax would be scanning the Lexx, and ratteling off 5 miniutes of treknobabble, Worf would make some kinf of comment about "honour", and Nog would be acting all tough.

 

Meanwhiile on the Lexx, captian Stanley Tweedle, would lose interest in that smalll ship, hit on every woman in hailing distance, then tell Lexx to fire on DS9, in order to impress some chicks.

 

The defiant would fire all weapons at Lexx, and everytime they hit, Lexx would say "Ouch. That little ship is is shooting me, Stanley."

 

"Are you okay Lexx?"

 

"I'm fine, Stanley. but I'm very hungry."

 

"Lexx, eat that small ship."

 

And Lexx eats the defiant.

 

Worf, Nog, and a few random extras would beam onto the Lexx before the ship gets fully digested to try and disable it, and Kai, the Lexx's resident undead assassin would go Tetragrammaton Cleric on the away team the second they materalized with his scarab blade launcher, and would kill them all in one shot, and feed the dead bodies to the Lexx.

 

Stanley Tweedle would eventually tell Lexx to blow up Bajor, Vulcan, Earth, and Andoria, just becuase it seemed like a fun thing to do, at the time', and would then destroy the Romulans, the Borg Collective, and just for the hell of it, the Breen, the Cardassians, and the Dominion all before lunch, then Stanley would go and see if he could get a hooker.

 

The End.

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Lexx is a sci fi series that was huge in Canada, Germany and Sweden.

 

The general idea behind it, was a sex crazed under paid / over worked disgruntaled security guard steals a 10km long living ship, that was built for only one thing: to destroy planets. Along the way, he picks up a love slave that hates him, a hilariouus talking robot head, and an undead assassin that can survive being hit with a nuke at ground zero, spending a few days on the surface of the ocean, or just float around in space, AND kill a room full of soldiers faster then John Preston from Equalibrium (google it) could.

 

The ship it's self, is a living thng, kinda like Species 8472 from Voyager, only its around 10km long, and has a very HAL (2001 a Space Oddesy) like voice, and a very child like nature. Almost every episode has Captian Stan blowing up a planed, just becuase he feels like it, didn't like the people on it, or just wanted to impress "the chicks".

 

It's KINDA what Andromeda would be like, if Tyr was in command, only way less appropriate for young viewers, and people that are easily offended.

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Pretty much pure speculation S0V13T - as with all crossovers, there's no way to know how Lexx is going to do against the Defiant's weapons. It's more a case of "who do you like more" than "who do you think would win" - although I'm sure that for some people those two things are synomous.

 

Kai could easily wipe the floor with the crew of the Defiant though.

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I don't know who lexx is either - but i think the Defiant would be able to out manuver and destroy Lexx - the Defiant is very fast and can cause a lot of damage... i don't think Lexx' date=' whatever it is, could win...[/quote']

 

How can you state who would win, without knowing all the facts?

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