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Harry Kim was on a mission from 31 too. To strike out with as many alien lifeforms as possible. He was... THE ANTI-KIRK.

LOL. :p

 

[generic ripping on Janeway]

I don't get it... :thinking:

 

I wish they had made an episode after Voyager returned home. It would have been interesting to see how the crew were greeted by family and friends' date=' etc. Also would have interesting to see what happened to various members of the crew after, but alas it shall never be known *sigh* :([/quote']

Well, we can be sure that Harry Kim continued to strike out! :p

 

He was also a drunk.

My hero!

 

c4 B)

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I still think my idea for a Harry Kim series based on the idea "The 40 Year Old Ensign" could be hilarious.

 

"Captain, can I go for sure leave on EZ COED? I hear that one of the mega sororities is having a "kegger" and that there are going to be a lot of drunk college chicks around."

 

"Sorry Harry, we just can't risk you and your ever growing bald spot from ruining the chance of a sure thing. Run a diagnostic on the warp core and you might even get a promotion."

 

"Really?"

 

"No."

 

Which naturally begs the WHAT IF Harry Kim hooked up with 7 of 9 and inserted bake goods into her intense heat compartment.

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I still think my idea for a Harry Kim series based on the idea "The 40 Year Old Ensign" could be hilarious.

 

"Captain, can I go for sure leave on EZ COED? I hear that one of the mega sororities is having a "kegger" and that there are going to be a lot of drunk college chicks around."

 

"Sorry Harry, we just can't risk you and your ever growing bald spot from ruining the chance of a sure thing. Run a diagnostic on the warp core and you might even get a promotion."

 

"Really?"

 

"No."

 

Which naturally begs the WHAT IF Harry Kim hooked up with 7 of 9 and inserted bake goods into her intense heat compartment.

 

As a Web Comic, that could really work.

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That sentence is commendable in its almost total lack of cogency.

 

Did you get the bit about a bun in the oven, I can't tell.

 

IT wasnt ment to be forceful or anything, im just saying that he was completely useless in that department, dont yopu agree?

and yes i understodd the bun in the oven.. is 20 minutes too long for harry, perhaps you could denote a more appropriate value for us??

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i see.. perhaps we should start a new and head back on track... what if t'mir (t'pols) 2 formother never gave velcro to the invention place in ENT - carbon creek.. my god what would the federation make bags out of?

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i thought it was kinda obvious it did happen because t'pol went back to her room and pulled an old bag out that t'mir use to have. did anyone think what would they make wallets out of in the 80's and 90's?? we'd be carrying out money around in who knows what. a purse :stare:

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very ture.. it really did die didn't it?? it was good while it lasted lol...

if anyone does look at this thread again has anyone ever considered what if voyager never got taken to the delta quadrent.. what would the show be based on.. would it be more involved with ds9 and could the 2 shows possibly have merged at some stage for a tv special ?????

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i wonder if janeway would have been the same... finding a new way home with some small insignificant consequence and then deciding not to take the way home... in the dominion war---> finding a way to defeat the dominion but a planet may get destroyed which has no life on it but it could have life in a 100,000,000,000 years or some bull S*#T.. man she was annoying ahaha

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You know it's just struck me - what if Voyager was pulled a lot further away from home - like 500,000 lightyears - would they still try to get home? or would they find a nice planet somewhere....

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That's a good question. I think Janeway probably would have found a decent planet and then destroyed the ship. Then instead of Star Trek: Voyager, we would have had Star Trek: Settlement Wars, a protracted land conflict between the former Maqui and the former Starfleet.

 

Back to this transwarp thing: If the Feds had developed transwarp way before wolf 359, there would not have been a wolf 359 at all. They would have met the Borg much earlier at a point where they'd be much more pitiful in comparrison, no matter how fast their ships were. *Poof* No more Feds.

 

One thing I would change: I would have kept doctor Pulaski on the Enterprise 1701 D even after Dr. Crusher came back. Obviously, you can't have two cheif medical officers, but if you could work that little detail out somehow, I think it would've made for some great interpersonal drama. Plus, I really like Pulaski. She was cool.

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