Voyager Sequels We'd Like to See

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Voyager Sequels We'd Like to See...or maybe not...

 

43. Author, Author II: The Revenge of Captain Jenkins

A holodeck malfunction caused by a freak plasma storm makes random holodeck characters come to life. Tuvok is barricaded in the mess hall by 20 randomly duplicated Neelix holograms, while Captain Janeway and the rest of the Voyager crew face off against their worst nightmare: Janeway's gun-toting alter-ego Captain Jenkins. Hilarity ensues when Jenkins dyes her hair red, and the crew cannot tell the difference between her and Janeway.

 

42. Disease II

Tal returns claiming she is pregnant with Harry Kim's baby and threatens to destroy Voyager if Harry dosen't marry her.

 

41. Fair Haven III

Janeway goes ballistic when she discovers Michael, her Holo-lover, has been cheating on her. Doctor starts "Holocharacters Rights" movement and transfers control of Voyager to Fair Haven characters who do a better job than the real crew.

 

40. Even More Unforgettable

Paris convinces several women (including Janeway) to approach Chakotay and claim he had a romantic relationship with them but that something in their physiologies caused him to forget all of them.

 

39. Mortal Coil II

Neelix gets killed in an "accident" with Captain Janeway and a compression rifle, and this time Seven decides not to revive him.

 

38. Parres (Symbiogenesis II):

After a transporter accident brings Tom and B'Elanna even closer together, things get *really* weird on Deck 9, Section 12.

 

37. The Fight II

Chakotay has a boxing match with Mike Tyson and has his ear bitten off.

 

36. Thirty Days II

Janeway goes berserk and demotes everyone on the ship for "looking at me funny." Neelix gets made first officer, however, by setting all the replicators on ship to produce nothing but coffee and vegetable soup.

 

35. The Killing Game II

Tired of tooling through space, the crew volunarily goes into the holodeck to lose themselves in fantasy. Unfortunately, Harry Kim is left out by mistake and eventually trashes everyone's good times by faking an alien attack.

 

34. Year Of Hell III: Back Into Hell

Voyager makes a wrong turn (*someone* had the Astrometrics maps upside- down! D’oh!) and find themselves back in Krenim territory again.

 

33. Year Of Hell IV: The Year Of Living Dangerously

The crew discovers that because of a replicator glitch, the only kind of coffee Janeway can get for the rest of the year is decaff(!) and go on an extended search for coffee beans before she becomes homicidal.

 

32. Dark Frontier II: Brother, Can You Spare A Borg?

TPTB decide that one Wonderborg character isn’t enough and hire Susanna Thompson to play the the newest member of the crew, the Borg Queen (whose name is later shortened to “Queenie.â€ÂÂ)

 

31. Counterpoint II: Point Break

When another dark-haired, dark-eyed alien comes to the ship and begins spending quality time listening to classical music with Janeway. Chakotay decides he’s had enough, throws the guy out the nearest shuttle bay and begins to brush up on his Maler.

 

30. Another Thirty Days: Angst for the Memories

Tom undergoes yet another completely unforseeable personal crisis after his incarceration precipitates a series of flashbacks to his time in the Federation penal colony in New Zealand, when he was bitter, sardonic, complicated, and a helluva lot more interesting.

 

29. Drone II: Nobody's Baby But Mine

Much to the Holodoc's chagrin, his portable holo-emitter begins gestating again, and One's twin sister Two soon makes an appearance. Unfortunately, Seven's emerging maternal instinct turns out to be a remarkably brief phenomenon, and she phasers Two on the spot.

 

28. NIght II: Are the Stars Out Tonight?

It's April Fool's Day in the Delta Quadrant, and laughs abound when the Gamma shift steals the shoe polish that Chakotay uses on his hair to black out all the viewports while the rest of the crew sleeps.

 

27. Nemesis II: Guerillas in the Mist

Chakotay unexpectedly glimpses a Krady beast in Sandrine's one night and, wrestling his trembles to rages, nails Tuvok with a bottle of seltzer.

 

26. Vis-a-Vis II: Insurrection Alpha Romeo

With Tuvok's able assistance, Tom upgrades his Camaro holo-scenario. Hilarity ensues when B'Elanna misreads the program listing and shows up one Saturday night dressed as Juliet.

 

25. The Killing Game III: Girls of the French Resistance

Kathryn is Rick, Seven is Louis, and Tom is Ilsa in the Voyager crew's continuing adventures in the WW II simulation. B'Elanna whines about having to play noble, selfless, *boring* Victor Laszlo, until she discovers that Victor gets the girl...er, the boy.

 

24. One II

Three. Four. Seven practices counting aloud, shutting down statis chambers as she goes.

 

23. Unforgettable II

Janeway goes ballistic when she finds Chakotay's hand-written account of his time with what's-her-name.

 

22. Resolutions II

Janeway and Chakotay spend time on the holodeck, reliving the moments that occurred during the commerical break, after the "Angry Warrior" story.

 

21. The Chute II -- Buddy, Can You Spare a Blonde?

When Tom and Harry get thrown in jail again, and Tom takes a shiv to the ribs, Harry decides, "To hell with this," keeps Tom's boots, and trades Tom for food, water, and a place to stay.

 

20. Unity II -- The Umbrellas of Cher-borg

When Chakotay finally makes the blonde/blonde, borg/borg, incredible/sex connection between Riley and Seven, Kathryn starts singing "Blue, blue, my quadrant's blue..."

 

19. The Raven II -- It's My Potty, And I'll Cry If I Want To

After teaching Seven to eat, Neelix decides that it's time to start her toilet training.

 

18. Scientific Method II --It's Almost Like Being In Love

Deciding that she may have been a little harsh with Voyager's young lovers, Kathryn uses the needles from her temples to knit Tom and B'Elanna matching tams.

 

17. FacesII: Face-Off

Torres is split into two people--again, and Paris has to choose between the both of them but can't, so he takes both.

 

16. Tuvix II: Tuvix' Revenge

Returned from the grave, Tuvix tries to murder Tuvok and Neelix so he can take their place, then turns his grusome attentions to Janeway because she likes Chakotay better than all three of them.

 

15. Jetrel II: Bye-Bye Neelix!

Dr.Jetrel returns to finish what he started, kill off Neelix and his family. (YYYEEESSS!!)

 

14. The Cloud II: The Big Wet Rag

Janeway can't stand it anymore and Voyager returns to that nebula to get those coffee supplies.

 

13. Worst Case Senario II: The Worst Senario

Suder and Seska come back from death to reek havoc on the Voyager crew because they were such meanies.

 

12. Day of Honor II: Found It!

Torres dumps the core -- again. They get stranded --again, and Paris loses the engagement ring when the shuttle explodes.

 

11. Scientific Method II: Weird Science

Those inter-phase aleins comeback with a vengence, and Paris comes out looking like a bowl of Campbell's Tomato soup.

 

10. Parturition II: My Two Dads

That handpuppet tracks down Paris and Neelix, and Janeway sentences them both to raise it. Hilarity insues when Neelix discovers that the puppet makes a fine pot roast.

 

9. Basics III: Once More, With Feeling

Janeway takes it in stride when the Kazon return again, and leave her and the crew on a desolate planet, again, but when the Doc says "I'm a doctor, not a..." one more time, she has him permanently deleted.

 

8. Non-Sequitur II: I Left My Heart in San Francisco

When Harry is mysteriously returned to the Bay Area, he dumps Libby, resigns from Starfleet, and sets up housekeeping in a flat with Tom Paris, where they design custom holoprograms and raise a cat named B'Elanna.

 

7. Threshold II: Mother's Day Out

A Delta Quadrant social worker comes to call on Tom and Kathryn and brings Newt, Sally Amanda, and Tom, Jr. for a visit.

 

6. Future's End III: A Piece of the Action

"Tuvok, have you seen my tricorder since we got back from Earth?"

 

5. Macrocosm II: Ripley's Believe It or Not

Kathryn duct-tapes two compression phaser rifles together, dyes her hair black, and goes looking for the macrovirus queen.

 

4. Alter Ego II: A Loaf of Bread, A Jug of Wine, and Thou

Harry falls in love with a food replicator, and even Tuvok throws up his hands in disgust.

 

3. Blood Fever II: To the Batcave!

B'Elanna gets the urge -- again, Tom gets the nod -- again, and Tuvok and Chakotay finally get that merit badge in spelunking.

 

2. Favorite Son II: OK, Everyone Out of the Gene Pool!

Harry wakes up with a red neck, a collection of large silver belt buckles, and a pinch of Skoal between his cheek and gum, thus assuring that no intelligent woman will ever want to harvest his genes again.

 

1. Distant Origin II: Eyes Open, Glasses On

Upon rechecking his data, Professor Gagen discovers that he added when he should have subtracted and that Voth and humans have no genetic markers in common, after all.

 

No, sorry...I didn't write these, so please don't blame me for the lame jokes! I shamelessly stole them off the net.

 

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34. Year Of Hell III: Back Into Hell

Voyager makes a wrong turn (*someone* had the Astrometrics maps upside- down! D’oh!) and find themselves back in Krenim territory again.

 

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