VonHelton Posted April 13, 2005 Share Posted April 13, 2005 ARCHER: "Someone tell me about the Gorn." MALCOLM: "Yes, I too feel torn sometimes." ARCHER: "No, I said GORN." TRIP: "You say you want some porn?" ARCHER: "No, I said somebody tell me about the Gorn!" HOSHI: "Someone was born?" ARCHER: "No! I just want to know about the Freakin' Gorn!" T'POL: "Captain, the fe'yorn is a vulcan sexual stimulant. Why would you want that?" ARCHER: "No, just somebody look at the enemy on the friggin' screen!" PHLOX: One screaming enema coming up." :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oma Posted April 13, 2005 Share Posted April 13, 2005 WHAT!? :o :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
werecow Posted April 13, 2005 Share Posted April 13, 2005 <<<<<<<< sphincter tightens up as he reads it..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VonHelton Posted April 14, 2005 Author Share Posted April 14, 2005 Well, *I* thought it was funny.........LOL. :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
werecow Posted April 14, 2005 Share Posted April 14, 2005 it was funny till i got to the screaming nma part...then i tightened up... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mcant Posted April 14, 2005 Share Posted April 14, 2005 AAAH Now its clear, Phlox is the alien behind all those anal probe stories Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VonHelton Posted April 14, 2005 Author Share Posted April 14, 2005 SOVAL: (to microphone) *tap tap tap..."Is this thing on? AHEM! Today, Vulcans rose to the occasion, in a daunting task provided by the Humans. Once again, we excelled at our duties, never wavering in this momentous conflict......(drones on & on, fades). MALCOLM: "What's he on about, Captain? ARCHER: "His men brought the folding chairs." :p Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TetsuoShima Posted April 15, 2005 Share Posted April 15, 2005 I don't know about this one: TRIP: "You say you want some porn?" I can imagine him saying that! :cyclops: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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