maverick Posted April 15, 2005 Share Posted April 15, 2005 hey all so, given your current rank, what would be a cool death, where would it happen and what would be your last words how would your epitaph read ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
S0V13T Posted April 15, 2005 Share Posted April 15, 2005 I picked "on the job with the Duras sisters", for obvious reasons I picture it would go down something like this: I'd be on a deep space station, or a star base or whatever, doing some kind of menial work on some control panel, or whatever. They would come barging through the hallway like they owned the place as usual, and one would bump into me, shout some harsh stuff in Klingon and start a fight. I, of course, bein a dashing young junior grade Lieutenent would effortlessly take them both out using the time honored TNG 3 hit combo (Punch to the gut, knee to the face, doublehammer fisted blow to the head). Oh yeah, since Klingon women are into that kind of stuff, they'd be all over me like gold on latinum ;) Since this is a family forum, no one needs to hear the particulars of what goes on from here, but its safe to say that there would be a lot of internal bleeding, every bone in my body would be broken, and I'd have a smile so intense on my corpse that you'd need a jack hammer to get it off. My famous last words: "The Needs of the Many, outweighs the needs of the few". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
starcrunch Posted April 15, 2005 Share Posted April 15, 2005 So often have I pondered this question, and I have come to the conclusion That Lursa and Betor would cripple me. But Dying on the job with them would be a pleasure. As far as last words go.... Well, a double dumb ass on you.. I would prefer to use a colorful metaphor of which would best be shared elsewhere. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
S0V13T Posted April 15, 2005 Share Posted April 15, 2005 double dumb ass on you.. You're the reason I have a sig now. Best. Movie. Ever. Thanks for reminding me of the bridge scene near the end. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maverick Posted April 15, 2005 Author Share Posted April 15, 2005 i think i would like to die in battle. hand to hand combat. fighting for worthwhile stuff, not political rubbish then be buried with full honours by starfleet and have a few cool people at the funeral/wake who would read out the phrase i use every day :D :D.....could be worse... :D :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mcant Posted April 15, 2005 Share Posted April 15, 2005 i think i would like to die in battle. hand to hand combat. fighting for worthwhile stuff, not political rubbish :D :D.....could be worse... :D :D I think on the job with the duras sisters would qualify? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maverick Posted April 15, 2005 Author Share Posted April 15, 2005 i think i would like to die in battle. hand to hand combat. fighting for worthwhile stuff, not political rubbish :D :D.....could be worse... :D :D I think on the job with the duras sisters would qualify? gets no arguement here but think about the crying at the funeral. so many disappointed females it would be a heartless thing to do B) :p Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maverick Posted April 17, 2005 Author Share Posted April 17, 2005 i reckon the worst death ever would be bored to death by fanaticists who are determined to pigeon hole the world regardless of others feelings :stare: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trekfreak04 Posted April 17, 2005 Share Posted April 17, 2005 Warp core explosion for me... I always seem to have one heck of a time misplacing tools. Just imagine me dropping a phase inducer into the core itself by accident. Not a real thrilling end, but I've always known that I'd go out with a BANG! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ShadowLord Posted April 17, 2005 Share Posted April 17, 2005 With my current rank my death would probably go something like this: I'm working at an engineering console. I'll make a remark to my senior engineer, saying: 'Looks like the EPS grid is starting to overl...'. At this point my console explodes since the entire EPS grid is routed behind it AND it's the weakest point in the grid. All in all, a typical Star-Trek death. As for a future death where my rank is higher and I'm the senior engineer on the ship, it would eb more along the lines of: Captain: 'I need more power to the engines!' Me: 'If I give it any more she's gona blow!' (What a ripoff :)) Captain: 'I don't care, I need more power!' Me: 'OK, if I can juuuuust tweak this injector we should get a 5% increase in pow...' At this point the M/A-M reactor decides it's operating WAY beyond specs by now and sh*ts itself. After this I get demoted post-mortem for doing a bad job and the captain gets promoted because of his superb skill in geting the most out of people. Again, a typical Star-Trek day :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bbbb Posted April 17, 2005 Share Posted April 17, 2005 Well, I'm a Captain on these forums so I guess the perfect death would be defending one's ship. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oma Posted April 18, 2005 Share Posted April 18, 2005 I would probably make the beam on my faser invisible somehow - and stare bewildered down the bussiness end of it while pressing the trigger. Yes, that would be me - death by stupidity Reminds me of one time i tried to puncture a tire by shooting at it from point blank range with a bb-gun - the ricochet hit the bone defining the outside of the eye-socket. Man, millimeters from losing an eye... well, I wore shades the rest of that day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mcant Posted April 18, 2005 Share Posted April 18, 2005 I would probably make the beam on my faser invisible somehow - and stare bewildered down the bussiness end of it while pressing the trigger. Yes, that would be me - death by stupidity Reminds me of one time i tried to puncture a tire by shooting at it from point blank range with a bb-gun - the ricochet hit the bone defining the outside of the eye-socket. Man, millimeters from losing an eye... well, I wore shades the rest of that day. i can match you on that one, i was a professional photgrapher for years and you can imagine we have some pretty powerful flash guns so one day I decided in the middle of a job, to crimp a loose contact with my teeth. naturally the thing was on at the time and about 5cm from my retina when my tongue completed the contacts! It took about 3 days to wear off, i seriously thought I'ld done it that time blind for 3 hours in that eye and 3 days of a red filter! So i know what you mean, seriously scarey OH BTW Maverik it was Christmas business function on the Boat lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
werecow Posted April 18, 2005 Share Posted April 18, 2005 ever get a facefull of gasoline whooooboy!!!!!! you talk about burning your eye balls out.....oh yeah when i was about 4 my stepdad was a junior policeman or something like that well one morning i got his can of mace while everybody was asleep....hmm wonder what this does???? yup....right in my eyes ...i thought i was blinded for life...you talk about a scared little kid.....ummm which that might explain a lot.....ummmm i gotta go now Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ksenia Posted April 18, 2005 Share Posted April 18, 2005 Warp core - I've always imagined that I'd be an engineer, and love it when they get some action down in eng. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oma Posted April 18, 2005 Share Posted April 18, 2005 Hmm...what would happen if you warped through a planet? Sounds like a good death also. If I were on the bridge my last words would probably be: "Faster, faster!" :p Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hellsfury Posted April 19, 2005 Share Posted April 19, 2005 M.I.A on a Top Secret Mission... I'd get lost on the way, fall into a black hole, come out right in front of a Borg Cube, get assimilated, annoy the Queen ("Sweetheart your ar*e is just sooooo big in that outfit!") and get left in deep space to end up going "schplatt" on the front of some shuttle... Yes, that is EXACTLY how I'll die... :p Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
madjo Posted April 20, 2005 Share Posted April 20, 2005 I think I would be one of those red shirts... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Symok Posted April 20, 2005 Share Posted April 20, 2005 Warp core explosion. During the majority of my time doing IRC based ST role playing I was an engineer. Yea and it'd probably be my fault too for not getting it fixed on time :( Out of curiousity, how does one drown in sound waves? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
weareborg Posted April 20, 2005 Share Posted April 20, 2005 Like one poor guy in nemesis (Crap film but hey) flying out throught the main Viewscreen into the black of space! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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