piepie Posted May 17, 2005 Share Posted May 17, 2005 Worf was the first Klingon in Starfleet, Data was the first Android, soooo, how about a cybernetic chimpanzee?! It'll be great, like "Every Which Way but Loose" in space! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kyran Posted May 17, 2005 Share Posted May 17, 2005 plank !!! plank !!! see above two short planks the idea is as thick as the planks now a big foot that'd be good Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shadowexx Posted May 17, 2005 Share Posted May 17, 2005 A Chimp and 2 Cadets? :stare: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
piepie Posted May 17, 2005 Author Share Posted May 17, 2005 How about a character from the 2D animated universe? Or how about Star Trek Babies? Like what they did with the Muppets? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
psheldrake1 Posted May 17, 2005 Share Posted May 17, 2005 How about a character from the 2D animated universe? Or how about Star Trek Babies? Like what they did with the Muppets? Another Homer Simpson in space Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
piepie Posted May 17, 2005 Author Share Posted May 17, 2005 Yes, but no. Something cheesier like having a 2D universe with it's own Starfleet and having a member of that universe join the, erm, "real" universe in some sort of exhange program. It'll be great, honest! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mcant Posted May 17, 2005 Share Posted May 17, 2005 star trek survivor CSI!! we stick 10 wannabe star trek academy cadets on a desert island, murder one and have the rest use forensics to identify the killer! If we could work time travel in as well it would be a winner Oh plus lots of scantily clad surgically enhanced women wouldn't hurt OR!!!!!!!! we could have a telephone poll each episode to see which one gets murdered Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
piepie Posted May 17, 2005 Author Share Posted May 17, 2005 Forget CSI, look at UK TV Star Trek Celebrity Love Island. 12 unknown "celebrities" of the Star Trek world are stranded on an island, or something, and you vote out who you like the least, or something. Celebrity Love Island. The Saviour of UK TV Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mcant Posted May 17, 2005 Share Posted May 17, 2005 piepie, you deserve a slap for posting that link lol we are trying to con the americans that we still make decent TV! but Loos is stuffed there's no boars on that island Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
S0V13T Posted May 17, 2005 Share Posted May 17, 2005 What about: "The Betazoid Eye for the Klingon Guy" A group of sencitve Betazoid men, spice up the traditional Klingon Warrior's armor. "Trading Spaces: A Ferengi and a Breen" A Ferengi Profiteer trades living quarters with a Breen Soldier for a week, and they both decorate eachothers quarters, in an ameusing way. "Pimp my Shuttlecraft" Hosted by Tom Paris, where a crack team of Starfleet Engineers "Pimp out" Every thing from class 1 shuttles, to borg cubes. "Marquee Settlement Boys" Starring 3 Marquee freedom fighters that make and sell their own Romulan Ale, pull of get rich quick scams against the Federation, and fight against the alcholic Cardassian Settlement supervisor, and his shirtless Bolean assistant settlment supervisor. "The LCARS Savers" Hosted by Jeordi LaForge, and B'Lana Torres-Paris. The hosts will show you step by step on new and exciting federation computer technologies, and will occasionally show the viewers some hints on how to bypass security lockouts. "The Apprentice II" With your host, The Grand Nagus of Ferenginar. ....Oh man, I could go on forever. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
werecow Posted May 17, 2005 Share Posted May 17, 2005 commander shran gets his own starfleet ship....think about it..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mcant Posted May 17, 2005 Share Posted May 17, 2005 commander shran gets his own starfleet ship....think about it..... boooo thats a sensible suggestion (like it) but this is turning into the sarcasm thread Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
piepie Posted May 17, 2005 Author Share Posted May 17, 2005 None of this is sarcasm. This is incredibly serious. A chimp at the helm is what Trek needs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
piepie Posted May 17, 2005 Author Share Posted May 17, 2005 piepie, you deserve a slap for posting that link lol we are trying to con the americans that we still make decent TV! but Loos is stuffed there's no boars on that island What's the point? Their TV is as bad as ours! Networks and politicians only cater for the masses and screw over the fringe elements of society - Look at the Simpsons - crap now, but they keep it running, where as Futurama, Family Guy and King of the Hill maintained their quality throughout. I haven't really much of a clue who Rebecca Loos or Abi Titmus are. I know they were in the papers for humping famous people, but that's about it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
S0V13T Posted May 17, 2005 Share Posted May 17, 2005 I'd watch a Trek series with a chimp at the helm... only if he was smoking the entire time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
piepie Posted May 17, 2005 Author Share Posted May 17, 2005 Yes. A cigar smoking chimp that takes no crap from anyone Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rcazant Posted May 17, 2005 Share Posted May 17, 2005 what's wrong with you people? :p Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest c4evap Posted May 18, 2005 Share Posted May 18, 2005 what's wrong with you people? :p What do you mean by you people? :p c4 B) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yammichi Posted May 18, 2005 Share Posted May 18, 2005 Star Trek the Golden years..............all the crew is old and retired, geordie has gone blind, from age this time, Troi has become a crotchety old hag, and worf spends all his time looking for the prunes (geuss someone should have told him prune juice was not a warriors drink, it's an old Farts drink). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
elderbear Posted May 18, 2005 Share Posted May 18, 2005 Worf was the first Klingon in Starfleet' date=' Data was the first Android, soooo, how about a cybernetic chimpanzee?! It'll be great, like "Every Which Way but Loose" in space![/quote'] "Right turn, Ensign Bonobo!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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